Why Breaking Dawn *MUST* Become a Movie

[inversereality]

Thank you, Devin Faraci, for this piece of total brilliance. If you are not convinced, lemme give you this teaser: he uses the adjective "lacteal" to describe Bella.

WHY BREAKING DAWN MUST BE MADE INTO A MOVIEWith New Moon likely to make yet another metric fuckload of money this weekend we need to find the bright side to the entire Twilight mania

Comments

[misslupotter]

... That is pretty much the funniest thing I've read in weeks. I actually can't wait to show it to the Twilight fans that I know.

Thank you for brightening my day tenfold.

[inversereality]

Oh, totally. This love needs to be SPREAD.