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[inverted_man]

I hope that one day, if an advanced civilization ever does make official contact with Earth, forming a bond of friendship and cooperation, they will give us, if anything, a healthy and enjoyable alternative to flossing.

Comments

[mshonle]

I quite enjoy the water pik. When I go in for my check-ups the hygentists are always amazed and say "keep doing what you're doing!" I'm not sure why they aren't more popular.

[anagramatica]

Because they tickle.

[inverted_man]

That's what I want!!! It really works? I heard it was terrible.

[mshonle]

It works for me. You still need to floss every now and then to get below the gum line, but there's no better way (for me) to get lots of stuck food out fast.

[inverted_man]

Mine may or may not be warlike, it's hard to tell, but they're definitely not eco-friendly!

[zial]

nanobots. millions of nanobots in a pleasant-tasting solution squirted into you mouth to clean everything out and then fall dormant until the next time. yes.

[inverted_man]

Wow, that's actually the perfect solution.

[niyabinghi]

Psssst.....found an alien hiding in my garden, but forgot to ask him about the flossing thing......

http://users.livejournal.com/_viridian_/

[inverted_man]

That's an amazing photo.

[niyabinghi]

Hi Jimmy....is xenius/obscura down again?
thnx---- nanne