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[inverted_man]

Thinking about doing the critical mass bike ride tonight. I need a light and a helmet though. This could be really fun.

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[anonymous]

I'll bet you didn't think I could do it but I did it. I tracked your crazy mofo ass down. You need to be more discreet on the internets Jimmy. Screw bike rides compadre the chess world needs you. You who can sleep through a game and win until someone pisses you off by catching you with your pants down and then you pull GOD STUFF out of your ass. I am playing at Lestats occasionally.
Also I need you to whack a guy. He is a Persian that comes into Lestats and smacks everyon around on the board and he is arrogant as FUCK. You are the only person I know who will crush hi,m. We will PAY! (No we won't.) Get out of your house Jimmy.

Your friend the patzer,
Vincent

[inverted_man]

"You need to be more discreet on the internets Jimmy."
Well, you know. Having my email address helps.

You want to pull me out of retirement to kick a Persian's ass? What is this, 300?

I'm out of practice, Vincent. But I've been thinking about playing again, so I will do anything short of shadowboxing and drinking raw eggs. Nice seeing you the other day. I will probably hit that French bakery on Adams on the weekends to "get back in shape". Occasionally I work for four hours on Saturdays, but other than that I have no schedule and no god. See you there, maybe.

-jimmy

[anonymous]

It's on.

[halfempty]

It's the weekend. Halo 3 now?

[inverted_man]

That sounds great.

Sooo....

[lovelymissjess]

Didja do it? Was it fun? Did you duct tape a flashlight to your helmet?