Kebab!

[invetro]

If I knew how the heating worked I wouldn't be cold right now. My feet could freeze alcohol. My hands are so cold that if I touched your balls (assuming you have any) you would get insta-shrivel

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[clickito]

Maybe you're body is holding on to the fat in order to stay warm? It makes sense. You don't see too many skinny eskimos or Russians, yeah? :p

[testhead]

Anna Kournikova is rather skinny, so that's one Russian out of the question.
As for the Kelly Osbourne thing... Can I have Ozzy's autograph? XD

[invetro]

Nein!

[testhead]

Oooh, scheiße