It's three AM.

I'm wide awake.

There's no one to call.

...I think I have insomnia.

Guess it all comes down to one final coin toss ( Read more... )

For all my girls: ( I swear to god I almost peed while laughing to this song)

The Hazzards- Gay Boyfriend

One, two, ready go

I'm tired of boys who make me cry
They cheat on me and they tell me lies
I want a love who'll never stray
When he sees other girls, he looks away
And if he never kisses me, well that's alright
'Cos we can just cuddle all night

Gay ( Read more... )

Accomplishments ( Read more... )

You know those nights where you can't fall asleep because you're tossing and turning too much?

Yeah... that's been me ALL WEEK.

At least my turtle helps me fall asleep. He rocks out loud.
(Not an actual turtle. It was from Ikea. I haven't named him yet.)

If one more person calls the CE building asking if they can register through us, I'm gonna punch someone through a phone ( Read more... )

Kristin Key was eliminated off of Last Comic Standing.

I'm pissed.

The Easy Way Out is something to read if you want to get depressed.

I'm also pissed at that ending.

Not much of an update, huh?

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Put a heart here for someone that you know is going through a tough time.

<3

I know Val, Larissa, and Emily are all having bad weeks so this one's to them.

<3

This is for Amanda's pink eye.