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I don't know how well this will take off, but I'm kinda hoping it will. It might not be laugh-your-ass-off funny, but I think it should still be amusing. I'm willing to bet that most of these will be quite politically incorrect, so feel warned and offended in advance. :P

( Last updated on: 2/3/2005 -- Current total: 8.5 )

For the wretched of the earth there is a flame that never dies.

I dreamed a dream in times gone by...

QC fueled customers sucking!

That was fun. I need to do it some more. :D

Big people have little humor and little people have no humor at all.

My journal is nearly completely Friends Only.

Mainly because I'm sick of writing rants and having wierd people reply with completely off topic messages.
So all of you wierd people... yeah. You can reply here. :P

Wheee!!! Fun stories, random quotes, and boondock Saints.

I think that line could be applied to just about any aspect of my life, current or past ( Read more... )

Okay, I've been sitting her trying to think of something to say, but nothing is coming out ( Read more... )

My laptop is dead ( Read more... )