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[invisible_ash]

Mom: *looks at me*
ME: Mom, quit thinking I'm fat!
Mom: I already told you, my head is gone! You can't bite it off anymore.
ME: I wasn't...
Dad: She was sucking your guts out through your neck, honey.

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[i_keeel_you]

...I don't get it o.O

[invisible_ash]

You wouldn't.

My sister bit my mom's head off. She looked at me, I pretended to think she was calling me fat, and so on..

[write_mysong]

...

BHAHAHAHA.

Your family is so witty.

My family's like "go to your room".