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[invisible_dante]

So I went swimming at Puffer's Pond today and there was this little girl who kept saying "CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP" and biting her mom's thigh. This went on for a good five minutes and then she said "I'm a T-Rex! I'm gonna kill you!". Then she continued the "CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP" *chomp chomp chomp*. It was the cutest thing ever.

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[bestfriendenvy]

I saw your doppelganger in the Center today...

[invisible_dante]

Man, I hate that guy.

[bestfriendenvy]

Dude, he was almost your exact identical - right down to the outfit!
However, there was something off about his aviators, so I knew that he was a bizarro. And he didn't react when I barked "DANTE!" at him...