standards of a slut -- oneshot

[invisiblehabits]

Title: Standards of a Slut
Chapters: Oneshot
Author: invisiblehabits
Genre: Smut!
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: PWP smut, sex and porn...pretty much
Pairing: Akanishi Jin/Aki
Disclaimer: Don’t own, don’t know. Won’t make money, unless you feel like paying me to read.
Summary: “I’m beginning to see the downside of being a slut,” Aki murmured into his drink, scanning

Comments

[invisiblehabits]

WHAHAHAHA! OH I WENT THERE ALRIGHT! *dies*

My brain is fucked up! FUCKED UP I tell you! Where did this come from?! Just....it's slutty porn!! Since when do I write pure porn between smartass people?! I enjoyed myself though, oh goodness I enjoyed myself! They are whores, both of them, so.....yeah, why not?! XD

And I like how you picked up on that! Aki is a whore and a slut and he is because he loves pleasure, but even more so because he loves to earn the pleasure. He won't go for anything, he has standards! And it's always harder to seduce someone who knows they're hot....or something.

Don't laugh yourself to death at my cracked up mess!! XD

[akiyaimitation]

*Snorts*

Scandalous, baby cakes! You did NOT just pair Aki and Jin up! Nope! I did not see that.

… *breathes*…

Now that said, Bandage saved you cause I kinda did take a liking to Akanishi's ass in that. I'm guessing that may have inspired this a little, no?

Anyway, I love Aki as a slut, but you knew that xD His 'I can turn around so you can pretend I'm a girl, I don't care,' was fabulous. And poor Jin didn't stand a chance!

Uhm… *loves Aki*

*Loves Aki some more*

*Loves you too*

[invisiblehabits]

Oh but I did! Because Jin is gorgeous and my mind is twisted! You should only know what other genre crossovers are lurking in there. You think this is scandalous....oh boy.....

Jin is hot and a whore, Aki is gorgeous and a complete slut; they fit! The difference being Aki's gay as a rainbow and Jin straight as a ruler! Well here at least, hehe. But like you said, Jin didn't stand a chance. And like Aki said himself, he wins!

*loves on you* Glad you read slutty Aki even if he did get a weird partner, haha!

[erikaoi]

Thats so hot indeed.although I never imagine the pairings before.

[invisiblehabits]

Haha! No it's rather....crack, the pairing. But Aki is a hot whore, socially at least, and Jin is a hot whore, though he goes for boobs and squishy asses girls. There's a picture of Kenzo where he looks A LOT like Jin, I think the idea of this pairing popped into my head when seeing it.

Glad you enjoyed the porn though! ^^

[erikaoi]

Really?would love so see that picture.

[invisiblehabits]

Here's to hoping the link works... I for some reason don't have this saved on my laptop, hm.

Look!

The big picture on the left. It's such a Jin pose to strike, haha.

[vampsbaka]

OMG....I like burst laugh n spill out my coffe when see this pairing..
I can't imagine that...even never thinking bout that hahaha
Jin is my bias from jpop....maybe the only one bias from jpop
Damn you write so good...I like this...

*still giggles after read n imagine this couples*

[invisiblehabits]

Aaaaw! Sorry I made you spill your coffee! LOLOLOL, but yes, it is an utterly cracked pairing! Jin is one of the few people from jpop I enjoy looking at, Kame being another one, but I do NOT approve of his music! LOL! But they are pretty sluts the both of them, so they fit! Hahaha!

Thank you so much for reading and for your kind words on my writing! ^^

[invisiblehabits]

Yup! This is crack, utter ridiculousness, and porn! It is also what my brain comes up with, apparently. XD

Jin and Aki....I don't know, they're whores the both of them, so why not? Hehe.

Glad you enjoyed it! I was giggling so bad when I found the scrap of paper where I'd written down the idea for this, the very first paragraphs. It had to be written out! Something tells me it was supposed to be serious from the beginning, but nah -- porn ftw!