fun times with British websites...

[invsble_strings]

how ironic can a random generator be? oh, it's all so true. if only i could find me some kryptonite.

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
EmilyosisCause:lack of sleepSymptoms:overeating, rosy cheeks, liver painCure:Kryptonite

of course a dragon - was there any doubt?

this is by far my favorite: there's one generator based off of Vonnegut's

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[demandtheworld]

so... basically... I beat you by eating trees. And since it's cold out, I would be frozen solid... and confused. what?

[invsble_strings]

man, there's no way you can beat my trail of goo and jet streams of water. especially the goo.

[iwokeup2early]

I can apparently only beat you with strength. I suck! But, hey, I AM a man-eating plant with an iron jaw! Boo-yah! *heehee*