more bwahahahaha....

[inyourkeeping]

my dad emailed this to me this morning...The questions below, about Australia, are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website, and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour

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[silvyrdragon]

ROFL. ::wipes tear from eye:: oh those oz-tray-lee-ahns. they're so kooky!

[riddley_ghost]

totally funny.
i want to use that "what did yr last slave die of?" line.

[inyourkeeping]

that would be an awesome line. like when we're being bossed around my...ahem...um...certain bossy people we know.

my favourites are:

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is... oh, forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys' Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
A: You are a British politician, right?