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[inyourwildest]

Well now, that horribly sentimental holiday is behind us now. I can't be the only one relieved. Now then, I'm in need of a few capable vassals. My current one is rather lacking as of late. Responsibilities include household matters and plundering. Oh yes, and experience with handling fire is highly desirable. I offer living quarters, per diem

Comments

[blacknredrabbit]

Not only do you talk funny...you come up with weird things.

But it makes sense. I guess.

[blacknredrabbit]

Why should I tell you?

[inyourwildest]

You want to prove you're something besides an ungrateful brat, don't you?

[blacknredrabbit]

I don't have to. Not to you.

[inyourwildest]

If you can't prove it to me, how do you intend to prove it to another?

[blacknredrabbit]

I'd rather it be the other way around.

I can probably prove it to 10 other people than you.

[inyourwildest]

My expectations are nothing but excellence!

...Or do you mean to tell me that you're incompetent?