nigga, i want my cat already.
i wanna see how it acts so i can name that shit.

special k cereal is some bland ass shit.
i bet not even seinfeld likes it.

i dip to DC tomorrow and i come back on monday in time for birthday shit.
no deadhead.

yo, why yo girl get giddy when my name come up?

stella was a great fucking show. why it got cancelled is beyond me. carlos mencia is huge and everyone loves that idiotic spic and these cats get no love... shit ain't right. if carlos mencia makes you laugh you suck at life, BIG TIME ( Read more... )

being sick sucks bigtime!

i got mad burnt tongue from drinking hot theraflu all fuckin day.

im goin to D.C. on thursday or friday.
should be cool.

amazing!!!

biker shorts with suspenders, goofy red socks and beavis and butthead shoes.
this is the best get up ever.

i love henni, she's funny.

i love random ass nights.

i love buffalo burgers with goat cheese.
shit's good, son. straight up!

i think i want a girlfriend...
nah, just kidding.
sucka!

red light special is a crazy song.
maybe not but it makes me happy right now.

i don't wanna be high anymore...
ok, maybe a little bit.

i like this song a lot.
i have for years.

don't tell anybody.

i can't see straight ( Read more... )

i don't give a fuck what anybody says...

"snakes on a plane" has to suck.

i refuse to believe there's any reason why i would pay money to watch that thing.

yeah, i'm still listening to the same song.
get into it.