Position Available at Andres & Andres: Junior Life-Partner

[iohanne]

Andres & Andres is accepting applications for the position of: Junior Life-Partner. Basic knowledge of generative grammar and Thomistic theology are mandatory. Programming expertise in RoughPounding Plus v.3.0 is mandatory. Due to the often oral nature of the job, oral hygiene including flossing and daily brushing is mandatory. Biceps and chest

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[cemetary_gates]

haha John, that was amazing

[iohanne]

Write your own! It's fun. =)

[napoleonofnerds]

Where do I apply?

[napoleonofnerds]

Dear Mr. Andres

[iohanne]

You are A+.