Comments | ioncewascool: case file 002: War! What Is It Good For?

ioncewascool

case file 002: War! What Is It Good For?

Apr 24, 2009 17:12

Veronica, you are not to leave the apartment today. Understand ( Read more... )

let me get my shotgun, worried dad is worried, keith mars does not approve

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livingmyths April 24 2009, 23:35:58 UTC

Plus, the bad men could be out there.

But I have a question. I don't live in the City, I live in the forest. And I don't have an apartment.

Should I still stay inside?

ioncewascool April 24 2009, 23:41:10 UTC

Yes. In fact, you're probably in a better position than the rest of us. But basically, if something goes wrong and debris starts flying or weapons miss their target or this "Major" fellow starts fighting back, you do not want to be out in the open and vulnerable.

livingmyths April 24 2009, 23:42:11 UTC

Hmmm...

I think you're right.

You can come hide here if you want. I don't mind.

ioncewascool April 24 2009, 23:44:33 UTC

Thanks for the offer, but I think we'll be fine here.

What's your name?

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winewomenand April 24 2009, 23:47:22 UTC

I'm pretty sure a man as old and rhomboid as yourself would make an easy target no matter where he was, Mr. Mars.

How's your daughter?

ioncewascool April 24 2009, 23:51:26 UTC

And you would be so very, very wrong, Mr. Goodfellow.

She's fine, thanks for asking. Backup keeps a good eye on her.

winewomenand April 24 2009, 23:56:56 UTC

Would I be very, very wrong, Mr. Mars?

Who's backup and how much will it take to pay backup off?

ioncewascool April 25 2009, 00:02:38 UTC

Yes, you would.

Backup is a well-trained and very protective pitbull. You can't buy him off. Not even with steak.

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reginagloriae April 24 2009, 23:48:08 UTC

Wellll... I was already on my way to the library when I read the notice.

ioncewascool April 24 2009, 23:52:46 UTC

Stay at the library, then. It's a staunch old building.

reginagloriae April 24 2009, 23:56:16 UTC

I can't. I promised I'll go back home as soon as I am done. I'm in charge of three unicorns with a phobia for blood people there. Don't worry, Mr. Mars, I know how to take care of myself.

ioncewascool April 24 2009, 23:58:48 UTC

If you say so.

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threeatonce April 25 2009, 03:54:23 UTC

You are dangerously close to the 'who's your daddy' line there.

ioncewascool April 25 2009, 03:57:07 UTC

No, see, "who's your daddy" is for when I do something unexpectedly awesome. This is "I'm your father and you're going to do what I say or else."

threeatonce April 25 2009, 04:13:24 UTC

But what if Backup starts heading for the spot behind the chair?

ioncewascool April 25 2009, 04:15:36 UTC

He won't. He's standing guard by the door.

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