so my mom decided she didnt want to be like caitlin geiger's mom so she let brittany come and spend the night.
"we gotta saturate that shit"
"ma*voice crack*as"
"i look to african..i like how that always has to be a concern of mine"
"i look like that stupid girl and the faces she makes"
"fun night?"
"walking skeletons....?"
"i really wish i had soul"
"more like the first time you shot shit outta your ass"
"2. i didnt look like the joker from batman"
"i hope there will be pound puppies involved"
"too cajz for her own good"
"and the way no one talks like we talk...and you know how THAT is"
"i dont even know...and i was there. and lovin' it"
"if i had a choice to fuck aj popoff or billy joe..i really wouldnt know who to choose"
"that jesus walks really scares me"
"why do you always look so uncomfortable?"
"the kind of love that comes from meeting someone at a talent show"
"im gunna suck those bananas off"
"it looks like she was on acid and she thought the jar was candy"..."no she just likes peanut butter"
"better than boulevard of broken dreams? hardly."
"i feel bad bringing junk into your house"
"IM DOIN' THE RINSE BRITTANY! I CAN DO IT BY MYSELF!"
"i didnt know heroin had PCP-like side effects?"
"dont lift your head up ya dumb bitch...you cant!"
"udaghuishguih mm*mumbles* thsjdt"
pretty much the night was exhilerating.
i love brittany elaine vuittonet
and guess what?
SHES MY GIRLFRIEND