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Erendis: *smacks*
Mouth: ...
Grima: *smack*
Mouth: >.<
Thorondir: *smack*
Mouth: *catches his hand* Now you I don't have to take that from.
Thorondir: damnit
Mouth: Come to think of it, I haven't had a talk with you about setting me up to be murdered...
Thorondir: ._. can we not?
Mouth: I don't think that's an option.
Thorondir: come on. Erendis cut my head off last month already...
Mouth: I haven't said anything about killing you.
Mouth: Just this...we're even. I've killed you - you've killed me. Are there any other grudges that need to be addressed now?
Thorondir: just my general dislike
Mouth: Fine. I'm sorry you dislike me... I've earned that much.
Thorondir: No, I just dislike everybody
Thorondir: BUT YES, YOU MURDERING ME HAS HELPED THINGS ALONG
Mouth: Disliking everyone sounds tiring. ...the murdering was well meant. You're a clone. You can die and come back - if you were hit with rethium accidentally, you would not have survived. >.<
Thorondir: Yes. I get better, so it's perfectly fine to do things like that to me
Mouth: I'm sorry. I really am. I was killing you in order to keep you alive.
Thorondir: your logic is not of this earth, is it
Mouth: Just... nevermind. I thought you might've been able to understand.
Thorondir: Your 'noble' purposes aside, you still killed me. I didn't even deserve it that time. >.< I was trying to be *nice*
Mouth: *realizes he's still holding Thorondir's wrist and drops it* Mn. And I appreciated it. Which is why I'm not going to kill you again and why I'm willing to try to make it up to you.
Thorondir: why, *thank you*
Mouth: ...in your own time then.
Thorondir: *rubs his wrist a little and steps back* Bah. I don't want you to make it up to me. I just want you to stay away. Gwathren's the only one of you not about to suddenly kill me in my sleep o.o
Mouth: And you killed her too. Not all of us function on pristine logic then hm?
Thorondir: Just because she's the only safe one doesn't mean I don't hate her just as much. *glares*
Mouth: I will avoid you and I won't kill you and I don't expect you to be grateful and you can continue to mock me if you like. But hating us will hurt you more than it will me.
Thorondir: How?
Mouth: It takes energy to hate something and it is with you until you come to peace with it. After you leave I'll probably have a rather pleasant evening and be satisfied that I've done everything I can concerning you. Your hate is only everpresent to you.
Thorondir: >.<
Mouth: Life does tend to be much more pleasant when you're not angry all the time...
Thorondir: Ah. But I was not *made* to have a pleasant life, so that's okay
Mouth: *eyebrow raise* Which of us is made to have a pleasant life?
Thorondir: Don't know, don't care
Mouth: None of us. The trick is to enjoy what you can while you're here.
Thorondir: fortune cookie sayings
Mouth: *frowns* Do you really think you are the only being who has ever suffered? I understand it isn't easy...
Thorondir: don't care about them. suffering, interestingly, does not get less annoying the more it is spread around
Mouth: ...nevermind then. I can only sympathize. I can't make everything better for you.
Thorondir: Fairy godMouth :D
Mouth: ¬.¬ Right.
Thorondir: fitting.
Thorondir: outfit, anyway
Mouth: Am a little hairy for a tutu and wings at the moment
Thorondir: they will never take the fairy title from you
Mouth: Maybe after pirate week.
Mouth: *tries to remove a sleeping galmod from the dreds and gets burned*
Thorondir: *flicks it off with a stick*
Mouth: Thank you. ...stupid dreds... Have no idea how Grima manages them...
Thorondir: I really wouldn't know
Mouth: And it's just a little odd how all of a sudden Ioreth decides to superglue them to my head... *eyedarts*
Thorondir: Again, no idea. Probably you're own fault
TakaCrantz: your, even
Mouth: Probably. No real need to worry unless Grima ends up incapacitated for a week and Erendis is nowhere to be found
Thorondir: wha? o.o
Mouth: ...nevermind...bad Grima/Ioreth joke.
Thorondir: ¬.¬
Mouth: ...oh right... sorry.
Thorondir: ¬.¬ those two are another great example of why I should hate all of you
Mouth: Why?
Thorondir: *She* cut off my head because he has no sense of fidelity
Thorondir: one's an idiot and the other's a psycho >.<
Mouth: Right well...Erendis is ruthless, conniving, and evil but Grima...mn...has something of a drinking problem but he's not an idiot.
Thorondir: ¬.¬ he is bloody too. plus he's rohirric. doubly damned
Mouth: I see...
Thorondir: when in doubt, rely on racial slurs
Mouth: And so what would the Numenorian slurs be?
Thorondir: I don't know. they were just a bunch of really tall coffee guzzlers
Mouth: Ouch that stung. ;-)
Thorondir: ¬.¬ shaddup
Mouth: I hear you've sacked Bree's library...
Mouth: ...read anything interesting lately?
Thorondir: just some stuff on bugs. ¬.¬ why?
Mouth: Just thought that if you ever ran short you're welcome to borrow a few books from my collection...
Thorondir: ...what sorta stuff do you have?
Mouth: A good deal of the classics, some histories, some philosophy, you'll want to stay away from some of the magic books but you're welcome to anything else. I've assembled an interesting collection. It's almost a miracle I've been able to hold on to a few of these for so long
Thorondir: *blinks* okay. You aren't going to make me do anything to look at them, are you? o.o
Mouth: No. Just return them in reasonable condition...
Thorondir: k
Mouth: ...
Grima: *smack*
Mouth: >.<
Thorondir: *smack*
Mouth: *catches his hand* Now you I don't have to take that from.
Thorondir: damnit
Mouth: Come to think of it, I haven't had a talk with you about setting me up to be murdered...
Thorondir: ._. can we not?
Mouth: I don't think that's an option.
Thorondir: come on. Erendis cut my head off last month already...
Mouth: I haven't said anything about killing you.
Mouth: Just this...we're even. I've killed you - you've killed me. Are there any other grudges that need to be addressed now?
Thorondir: just my general dislike
Mouth: Fine. I'm sorry you dislike me... I've earned that much.
Thorondir: No, I just dislike everybody
Thorondir: BUT YES, YOU MURDERING ME HAS HELPED THINGS ALONG
Mouth: Disliking everyone sounds tiring. ...the murdering was well meant. You're a clone. You can die and come back - if you were hit with rethium accidentally, you would not have survived. >.<
Thorondir: Yes. I get better, so it's perfectly fine to do things like that to me
Mouth: I'm sorry. I really am. I was killing you in order to keep you alive.
Thorondir: your logic is not of this earth, is it
Mouth: Just... nevermind. I thought you might've been able to understand.
Thorondir: Your 'noble' purposes aside, you still killed me. I didn't even deserve it that time. >.< I was trying to be *nice*
Mouth: *realizes he's still holding Thorondir's wrist and drops it* Mn. And I appreciated it. Which is why I'm not going to kill you again and why I'm willing to try to make it up to you.
Thorondir: why, *thank you*
Mouth: ...in your own time then.
Thorondir: *rubs his wrist a little and steps back* Bah. I don't want you to make it up to me. I just want you to stay away. Gwathren's the only one of you not about to suddenly kill me in my sleep o.o
Mouth: And you killed her too. Not all of us function on pristine logic then hm?
Thorondir: Just because she's the only safe one doesn't mean I don't hate her just as much. *glares*
Mouth: I will avoid you and I won't kill you and I don't expect you to be grateful and you can continue to mock me if you like. But hating us will hurt you more than it will me.
Thorondir: How?
Mouth: It takes energy to hate something and it is with you until you come to peace with it. After you leave I'll probably have a rather pleasant evening and be satisfied that I've done everything I can concerning you. Your hate is only everpresent to you.
Thorondir: >.<
Mouth: Life does tend to be much more pleasant when you're not angry all the time...
Thorondir: Ah. But I was not *made* to have a pleasant life, so that's okay
Mouth: *eyebrow raise* Which of us is made to have a pleasant life?
Thorondir: Don't know, don't care
Mouth: None of us. The trick is to enjoy what you can while you're here.
Thorondir: fortune cookie sayings
Mouth: *frowns* Do you really think you are the only being who has ever suffered? I understand it isn't easy...
Thorondir: don't care about them. suffering, interestingly, does not get less annoying the more it is spread around
Mouth: ...nevermind then. I can only sympathize. I can't make everything better for you.
Thorondir: Fairy godMouth :D
Mouth: ¬.¬ Right.
Thorondir: fitting.
Thorondir: outfit, anyway
Mouth: Am a little hairy for a tutu and wings at the moment
Thorondir: they will never take the fairy title from you
Mouth: Maybe after pirate week.
Mouth: *tries to remove a sleeping galmod from the dreds and gets burned*
Thorondir: *flicks it off with a stick*
Mouth: Thank you. ...stupid dreds... Have no idea how Grima manages them...
Thorondir: I really wouldn't know
Mouth: And it's just a little odd how all of a sudden Ioreth decides to superglue them to my head... *eyedarts*
Thorondir: Again, no idea. Probably you're own fault
TakaCrantz: your, even
Mouth: Probably. No real need to worry unless Grima ends up incapacitated for a week and Erendis is nowhere to be found
Thorondir: wha? o.o
Mouth: ...nevermind...bad Grima/Ioreth joke.
Thorondir: ¬.¬
Mouth: ...oh right... sorry.
Thorondir: ¬.¬ those two are another great example of why I should hate all of you
Mouth: Why?
Thorondir: *She* cut off my head because he has no sense of fidelity
Thorondir: one's an idiot and the other's a psycho >.<
Mouth: Right well...Erendis is ruthless, conniving, and evil but Grima...mn...has something of a drinking problem but he's not an idiot.
Thorondir: ¬.¬ he is bloody too. plus he's rohirric. doubly damned
Mouth: I see...
Thorondir: when in doubt, rely on racial slurs
Mouth: And so what would the Numenorian slurs be?
Thorondir: I don't know. they were just a bunch of really tall coffee guzzlers
Mouth: Ouch that stung. ;-)
Thorondir: ¬.¬ shaddup
Mouth: I hear you've sacked Bree's library...
Mouth: ...read anything interesting lately?
Thorondir: just some stuff on bugs. ¬.¬ why?
Mouth: Just thought that if you ever ran short you're welcome to borrow a few books from my collection...
Thorondir: ...what sorta stuff do you have?
Mouth: A good deal of the classics, some histories, some philosophy, you'll want to stay away from some of the magic books but you're welcome to anything else. I've assembled an interesting collection. It's almost a miracle I've been able to hold on to a few of these for so long
Thorondir: *blinks* okay. You aren't going to make me do anything to look at them, are you? o.o
Mouth: No. Just return them in reasonable condition...
Thorondir: k