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Daylight savings time and being nocturnal means I won't get my "nap" before school. This is gonna be a bitch...
1. WHAT'S THE STORY BEHIND YOUR LJ USERNAME?
otokomaze. Otoko Maze. From the series, Maze. He's a powerful mage that has sex with women by shouting "Ippatsu ya ra se ro!" and pouncing on them, tearing their clothes off and putting the moves on them...willing or not. To paraphrase Ralph Wiggum, "You're my hero because you have sex with everybody!"
2. NAME FIVE [5] OF YOUR FAVORITE PIGOUT FOODS.
a) Thai-Chinese. It must be spicy enough to make your nose run.
b) Fatburger. Gigantic burgers made fresh to order, served with thick fries. How can you go wrong?
c) Nachos. The cheese musn't be crappy.
d) Cookies. Oreos, Chips Ahoy!, anything by Pepperidge Farm...
e) Ice cream. Any flavor that doesn't have "foreign objects" other than fruit in it, please. (i.e. no nuts, crumbs, or dark chocolate chunks)
3. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A MAKEOVER? No
4. HAVE YOU EVER WITNESSED DEATH?
...sketchy question. The answer is probably "no" if I have the question's context down right.
5. WHAT'S THE LONGEST TIME YOU'VE STAYED OUT OF THE COUNTRY/WHERE?
I've never been out of the country.
6. ONE THING YOU'RE GRATEFUL FOR, TODAY?
Living in LA, to be very general...
7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MEMORY?
Hmph, high school sucked. I guess technically the answer to that is flirting with the girl I went on to "secretly admire."
8. WHAT IS THE MOST INSANE THING YOU'VE DONE FOR/TO YOUR LOVE?
I don't have a love. If I did, you don't want to know what I'd be willing to do.
9. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING.
It would take place on either a cliff, a mountaintop, or in a place that doesn't exist. Overcast but not raining, with a band that I like doing music for us.
10. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING WHEN YOU ARE 60?
Happily married, master of all the martial arts I want to take, and not in crippling health.
11. WHAT IS YOUR FIRST MEMORY?
Writing on the wall with a crayon. :D
12. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE QUOTE?
Nothing particularly intelligent or commendable comes to mind.
13. MY FIRST HEARTBREAK HAPPENED WHEN I WAS...
Ten? Thirteen? Sixteen? Eighteen? The varying intensities and lack of relationships make it hard to know what's real and what isn't.
14. HOW MUCH MONEY DOES IT TAKE TO KEEP YOU FOR A YEAR? More than I'm proud of... food, rentals/arcades, and computer/internet are fair enough, but I thirst for martial arts that nobody will teach for free. Maybe I'll be lucky enough to meet some old asian man who will take me in and turn me into a master. Wax on, wax off...
15. DO YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD PREFERENCES?
What's that supposed to mean??
16. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Why they're attracted to jackasses that strut around acting loud and immature. Sure they'll praise the kind, sweet, or talented, but in the end THAT's who draws the most attention.
17. WHAT PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY DO YOU WANT MOST RIGHT NOW?
A CD-mp3 player? A robot sparring partner? ...a colony of nanomachines?
18. NAME ONE TV CHARACTER YOU'D MOST WANT TO BE.
If anime shown on TV in Japan counts, Maze. Otherwise, Gomez Addams. He's rich, doesn't work, has a big house with oodles of great stuff, a butler, and a disembodied hand in a box. PLUS, he's married to a psychotic goth that feeds ground beef to a man-eating plant. Who doesn't want to be him??
19. FAVORITE GEMSTONE?
Emeralds.
20. GIVE YOURSELF A PORN STAR NAME.
Uhh... Master Bishounen?
21. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FLAW?
I don't know. I don't think that's for me to judge. Probably that it takes me forever to get out of bed.
22. WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO THIS SUMMER?
Nothing spectacular.
23. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG RIGHT NOW?
I can't choose a single one... Bloody? 4th of July? GVTV?
24. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES IN THESE CATEGORIES: HUMOR, ROMANCE, DRAMA, ACTION, HORROR?
a) Humor: Baseketball. I haven't seen a lot of humor.
b) Romance: I don't watch romance. Black Mask, even though it's action.
c) Drama: I don't do drama either. Kiss of the Dragon.
d) Action: Anything by Jackie Chan or Jet Li. Hell, almost anything kung-fu.
e) Horror: Bloodstone: Subspecies II. I haven't watched a lot of horror.
25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY SONG?
I dunno, anything from Aladdin or the Lion King is okay...
26. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM HOUSE.
One that's mine.
27. YOUR TYPICAL SLEEPWEAR:
T-shirt, undies.
28. WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG?
Books and stationary. Duh.
29. WHAT IS THE MOST INTERESTING THING YOU'VE EVER WORN, PIERCED, OR TATTOOED?
I dunno, but I've worn some pretty weird stuff.
30. HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR WALLET RIGHT NOW?
Not enough
31. WHAT'S YOUR NEXT CHARACTER CONCEPT?
A vengeful loner out to stop his target of hatred, which consequently will save the day. That's what they all are, silly.
32. WHAT ARE YOU MOST PROUD OF IN YOUR LIFE?
My imagination? My metabolism? Bleh...
33. HOW WAS YOUR SENIOR PROM?
I didn't go.
34. TELL US ABOUT ANY OF YOUR BIRTHDAYS.
I don't feel like it.
35. WHAT DO YOU MOST ENJOY ABOUT LOOKING AT OTHER PEOPLE?
I don't enjoy looking at other people; I'm too envious.
36. WHAT ARE THE FIRST FIVE THINGS YOU WOULD SPLURGE ON IF YOU WERE A BILLIONAIRE?
a) My own place.
b) Martial arts.
c) Game consoles.
d) N/A, I'd then be mostly content
e) N/A, I'd then be mostly content
37. WHAT IS YOUR DAILY BEFORE-GOING-TO-BED RITUAL?
Eating, brushing teeth
38. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST/FUNNIEST NICKNAME ANYONE HAS EVER CALLED YOU?
In first grade a kindergartner called me "Pegagoose" or something like that, I can't remember.
39. NAME THREE [3] OF YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTERS.
a) Otoko Maze. If only you could do that to real women...
b) Captain Tita [damned if I'll try to spell/remember her last name]. Plastic Little should have been more than one 50 min. episode...
c) Homer Simpson. Because it's too hard thinking of favorite anime characters when they're all so great.
40. WHAT ARE THE MAGAZINES YOU READ ON A REGULAR BASIS?
EGM. I'd read CRACKED magazine if they still had them in stores/news stands.
41. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PAIR OF SHOES?
Some black workboots.
42. WOULD YOU RATHER BE A HOBBIT, AN ELF OR A DWARF?
Elf.
43. WRITE A LINE FROM ANY SONG.
"I love myself, better than you! I know it's wrong, so what should I do..."
1. WHAT'S THE STORY BEHIND YOUR LJ USERNAME?
otokomaze. Otoko Maze. From the series, Maze. He's a powerful mage that has sex with women by shouting "Ippatsu ya ra se ro!" and pouncing on them, tearing their clothes off and putting the moves on them...willing or not. To paraphrase Ralph Wiggum, "You're my hero because you have sex with everybody!"
2. NAME FIVE [5] OF YOUR FAVORITE PIGOUT FOODS.
a) Thai-Chinese. It must be spicy enough to make your nose run.
b) Fatburger. Gigantic burgers made fresh to order, served with thick fries. How can you go wrong?
c) Nachos. The cheese musn't be crappy.
d) Cookies. Oreos, Chips Ahoy!, anything by Pepperidge Farm...
e) Ice cream. Any flavor that doesn't have "foreign objects" other than fruit in it, please. (i.e. no nuts, crumbs, or dark chocolate chunks)
3. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A MAKEOVER? No
4. HAVE YOU EVER WITNESSED DEATH?
...sketchy question. The answer is probably "no" if I have the question's context down right.
5. WHAT'S THE LONGEST TIME YOU'VE STAYED OUT OF THE COUNTRY/WHERE?
I've never been out of the country.
6. ONE THING YOU'RE GRATEFUL FOR, TODAY?
Living in LA, to be very general...
7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MEMORY?
Hmph, high school sucked. I guess technically the answer to that is flirting with the girl I went on to "secretly admire."
8. WHAT IS THE MOST INSANE THING YOU'VE DONE FOR/TO YOUR LOVE?
I don't have a love. If I did, you don't want to know what I'd be willing to do.
9. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING.
It would take place on either a cliff, a mountaintop, or in a place that doesn't exist. Overcast but not raining, with a band that I like doing music for us.
10. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING WHEN YOU ARE 60?
Happily married, master of all the martial arts I want to take, and not in crippling health.
11. WHAT IS YOUR FIRST MEMORY?
Writing on the wall with a crayon. :D
12. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE QUOTE?
Nothing particularly intelligent or commendable comes to mind.
13. MY FIRST HEARTBREAK HAPPENED WHEN I WAS...
Ten? Thirteen? Sixteen? Eighteen? The varying intensities and lack of relationships make it hard to know what's real and what isn't.
14. HOW MUCH MONEY DOES IT TAKE TO KEEP YOU FOR A YEAR? More than I'm proud of... food, rentals/arcades, and computer/internet are fair enough, but I thirst for martial arts that nobody will teach for free. Maybe I'll be lucky enough to meet some old asian man who will take me in and turn me into a master. Wax on, wax off...
15. DO YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD PREFERENCES?
What's that supposed to mean??
16. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Why they're attracted to jackasses that strut around acting loud and immature. Sure they'll praise the kind, sweet, or talented, but in the end THAT's who draws the most attention.
17. WHAT PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY DO YOU WANT MOST RIGHT NOW?
A CD-mp3 player? A robot sparring partner? ...a colony of nanomachines?
18. NAME ONE TV CHARACTER YOU'D MOST WANT TO BE.
If anime shown on TV in Japan counts, Maze. Otherwise, Gomez Addams. He's rich, doesn't work, has a big house with oodles of great stuff, a butler, and a disembodied hand in a box. PLUS, he's married to a psychotic goth that feeds ground beef to a man-eating plant. Who doesn't want to be him??
19. FAVORITE GEMSTONE?
Emeralds.
20. GIVE YOURSELF A PORN STAR NAME.
Uhh... Master Bishounen?
21. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FLAW?
I don't know. I don't think that's for me to judge. Probably that it takes me forever to get out of bed.
22. WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO THIS SUMMER?
Nothing spectacular.
23. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG RIGHT NOW?
I can't choose a single one... Bloody? 4th of July? GVTV?
24. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES IN THESE CATEGORIES: HUMOR, ROMANCE, DRAMA, ACTION, HORROR?
a) Humor: Baseketball. I haven't seen a lot of humor.
b) Romance: I don't watch romance. Black Mask, even though it's action.
c) Drama: I don't do drama either. Kiss of the Dragon.
d) Action: Anything by Jackie Chan or Jet Li. Hell, almost anything kung-fu.
e) Horror: Bloodstone: Subspecies II. I haven't watched a lot of horror.
25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY SONG?
I dunno, anything from Aladdin or the Lion King is okay...
26. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM HOUSE.
One that's mine.
27. YOUR TYPICAL SLEEPWEAR:
T-shirt, undies.
28. WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG?
Books and stationary. Duh.
29. WHAT IS THE MOST INTERESTING THING YOU'VE EVER WORN, PIERCED, OR TATTOOED?
I dunno, but I've worn some pretty weird stuff.
30. HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR WALLET RIGHT NOW?
Not enough
31. WHAT'S YOUR NEXT CHARACTER CONCEPT?
A vengeful loner out to stop his target of hatred, which consequently will save the day. That's what they all are, silly.
32. WHAT ARE YOU MOST PROUD OF IN YOUR LIFE?
My imagination? My metabolism? Bleh...
33. HOW WAS YOUR SENIOR PROM?
I didn't go.
34. TELL US ABOUT ANY OF YOUR BIRTHDAYS.
I don't feel like it.
35. WHAT DO YOU MOST ENJOY ABOUT LOOKING AT OTHER PEOPLE?
I don't enjoy looking at other people; I'm too envious.
36. WHAT ARE THE FIRST FIVE THINGS YOU WOULD SPLURGE ON IF YOU WERE A BILLIONAIRE?
a) My own place.
b) Martial arts.
c) Game consoles.
d) N/A, I'd then be mostly content
e) N/A, I'd then be mostly content
37. WHAT IS YOUR DAILY BEFORE-GOING-TO-BED RITUAL?
Eating, brushing teeth
38. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST/FUNNIEST NICKNAME ANYONE HAS EVER CALLED YOU?
In first grade a kindergartner called me "Pegagoose" or something like that, I can't remember.
39. NAME THREE [3] OF YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTERS.
a) Otoko Maze. If only you could do that to real women...
b) Captain Tita [damned if I'll try to spell/remember her last name]. Plastic Little should have been more than one 50 min. episode...
c) Homer Simpson. Because it's too hard thinking of favorite anime characters when they're all so great.
40. WHAT ARE THE MAGAZINES YOU READ ON A REGULAR BASIS?
EGM. I'd read CRACKED magazine if they still had them in stores/news stands.
41. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PAIR OF SHOES?
Some black workboots.
42. WOULD YOU RATHER BE A HOBBIT, AN ELF OR A DWARF?
Elf.
43. WRITE A LINE FROM ANY SONG.
"I love myself, better than you! I know it's wrong, so what should I do..."