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Truthy Plot Voicemail;

[of_animalia]

[ Late for my own plot ahurpderp... ]

Uh. Hey, Dani. It's Gar. I'm calling to ask you out. So, you know... Maybe a movie or something. Something that's not breakfast at ridiculous ass-early in the morning. Maybe a little making out.

Er.

I can never tell how people feel about me. Even if I can kinda-sorta guess, I can't trust tha-- Wow, okay. You do not even have to answer this call. I just... Dunno'. Thought I'd put it out there.

Okay.

Bye.

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[unicornsforall]

i took gar 2 the manhat clinic. jsyk

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[iownkickassguns]

What's his condition? On my way.

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[unicornsforall]

concussed maybe? can bring you

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[iownkickassguns]

Please.

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[prettymorlock]

dani

can you explain this present you sent me please?

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[iownkickassguns]

I was drinking.

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[prettymorlock]

oh thank god

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[iownkickassguns]

It was funny on tv. Does it work?