Comments | ipeestanding: I had another dream where I was married.

ipeestanding

I had another dream where I was married.

Apr 05, 2006 00:39

I woke up it was the middle of the night. My mouth was dry. I was going to get up and get a glass of water when I noticed that she wasn't there.
She had climbed out of bed and resigned herself to sleeping on the floor. Ever since the third trimester my wife was having trouble sleeping in the bed. Usually she just kicks and squirms ( Read more... )

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uhhh katieree April 6 2006, 16:20:57 UTC

What the HELL kind of a guy dreams about pregnancy. You are not normal....

Re: uhhh ipeestanding April 6 2006, 16:35:31 UTC

I know,
Its true,
But I am tired of normal. I decided to just be me.
~Dan

Re: frances_forever April 8 2006, 02:57:36 UTC

"But I am tired of normal. I decided to just be me."

hell
yeah.

(and I dream of pregnancy too, but I barely every tell anyone. it hasn't happened for a while now.)

(did I mention that I get to go to births this summer??!! cool eh?)

katieree April 8 2006, 21:32:11 UTC

I'm going to give you a uterus. I'm going to cut you open and give you woman parts. Then maybe you'll think differently. I'm also going to artificially inseminate you. And then you will see that when the creature comes out of you, it looks like an alien child covered in nasty shit. Oh yes, and then you will give birth to the placenta and freeze it for later feasting. Did you also know that sometimes when women are birthing, they push so hard that they sometimes shit? WHEN PEOPLE ARE WATCHING!!!! And to even THINK that it's recommended to have sex right before to quicken the process... You have sex with your wife, and then she shits everywhere. Let me tell you.... I'm fucking excited.