Burger King

[iphisol]

Dude so today? I did a bad job of having any food in my belly, whatever, it happens. So I got all food panicky and went to the Burger King drive-through, because at the Burger King drive -through they have a veggie burger thing that I always used to get after triumphant Angela Chase shows. So I got one, okay, and it was awesome- like better than

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Bad at having food:

[missersatz]

I learned this trick where you eat something within the first twenty minutes of waking up and OH MAN it totally works. Just have yogurt and blueberries and granola or whatever around and before your brain is allowed to start thinking shit (before you even have COFFEE, even), scarf a few spoonfuls down. It is fucking genius. I always wake up and THINK about eating, like, "I should eat," and then next thing I know it's like 4:00 p.m. and I'm like, "Well I'll just eat some dinner later," and then next thing I know it's 3:00 a.m. and I am starving and all my brain can think of is junk food. But with this new and genius trick, you can actually get stuff in your body that your body can use for daylight activities and sanity instead of just weird dreams about sharkmen being chased by men in frog outfits. Or whatever.