The last two are Birdsmilk and Words Don't Work, which was the last one we made up and then the first one we ever made up. ( the end! )

Here are You're Not Writing[,] You're Typing, Jordan Can't Read, and Kim. ( lj cut )

Here are Shut Up, Get Up, and So. ( these ones' lyrics aren't as good. )

Here are the lyrics to "Consent," too. It's about when the cops beat up Sonya (and then didn't get in trouble) because Alicia was riding her bike on the sidewalk. I think I might write out all the lyrics to all these songs, so I don't forget 'em.( Imogen's lj revival continues! )

Do you want to know the lyrics from the Angela Chase song Byline? ( The annotated Angela Chase! )

All right, livejournal, mordicai said the game was back on so hello. I want the game to be back on, so I will tell you about my band's farewell show two nights ago ( Read more... )

I'm proud that I stayed up until 2 AM last night, playing Final Fantasy 3 on a Super Nintendo emulator on my computer. Pride!

Oh man, I have the best first half of a joke: "How come there's straightedge hardcore but no straightedge disco?" Now I just need a Minor Threat lyric to use for a punchline.

I got up at six AM to watch world cup soccer because I live with jocks. The captain of Team Mexico looks like Pauly Shore. I think there is a bug on me crawling around, biting, then running away and hiding somewhere else on me for a while.

Y'know what's weird? I don't think you could come up with a parody video of the parts at the end of the drug commercial, where they're listing the side effects of the drug and everybody's acting normal or cute, that's more surreal than the ones that are on TV. Whoa. I need to watch more TV! Also, the Fresh Prince of Bel Air is still really funny.