It’s fun living in a town attracting many tourists. At least you should try to see the funny side of it, or else you will go hopping mad over the camera-wielding crowds turning mundane tasks like shopping for groceries into an obstacle course. Like it happened to me today when I bought some cheese from the best shop in town, which is located only ( Read more... )

The first alternative my Thesaurus offers for "marriage" is "mistake". Language, how I love thee. And people who smuggle such things into officially published books.

...and so many knobs and things to fiddle with. Where all this is going to end, I really haven't got the foggiest. But I intend to be entertaining. Or at least interesting. Whether I succeed - that's for you to decide.
Now for wrath! Now for ruin! And a red dawn!