Sun, 00:49: Still trying to process this comment: “I should _always_ be at the head of the line!” from a woman who claimed that… https://t.co/TBmaT58Iyv
Wed, 00:57: A game of numbers: 1.36pm, order placed. 7.30pm, “guaranteed” done (corp. bastards). 5pm, “I’m here to pick up!” 10… https://t.co/Vyg80E3Pqc
Mon, 19:40: #baselbanana All I can say is, that if you're silly enough to pay $120,000 for a banana duct-taped to a wall, you deserve to have it eaten.
Sat, 15:05: I’ve been away from Twitter for a while bc it became #TMI stressful, but I’ve decided to mute some of the more prol… https://t.co/d2bjYylvqp