me n' bram are trying to win foo fighters tickets on the edge ( Read more... )

once i get this job, i'll have the average american's dream job.
guess what i get to do.
i get to sell meat to people, and i get paid for it.
think of it this way -
i spread the love of meat, and get paid for it.
yeah bitches. that's right. i will have the best job.

"So Adam, how do you know you'll get this job?"well you see, son, brendee's mom is ( Read more... )

i just had a random thought of a person who i used to say "i miss you" to, and then they told me to fly my camel to their house.
mind you, this was over a year ago.

*SYSTEM OF A DOWN* Cigaro [We're the propagators of all genocide...burning through the worlds resources then we turn and hide ( Read more... )

someone said something interesting today.
"Why do we consider some animals as lifelong companions and others as a meal?"

haha my dad's so funny.
he said he'd buy me a game or something (for anything) if i made him and audrey tea.
and he said:
"You actually believed me ( Read more... )

i read up something very.... different.
an article on why there's no white history month.
( black > white )

anyone wanna do something tonight?
i'm completely free.
actually i might be doing something with tanzer

by the way drew, you're sleeping over after a static lullaby.
i have cereal, ice cream ((not coffee) OH MAN I REMEMBER THAT.) and a rice steamer.

by the way...

MY NECK FUCKING KILLS SO BAD

Two boxes met upon the road.
Said one unto the other,
"If you're a box,
And I'm a box,
Then you must be my brother.
Our sides are thin,
We're cavin' in,
And we must get no thinner."
And so two boxes, hand in hand,
Went home to have their dinner.

by the way my uncle died yesterday.

ah. i had an entire post. now i just don't feel like writing it out.
gah. fuck that.

i just got back from the longest seder thing everwe only started eating at 12:15 and i was bored out of my mind ( Read more... )