Jen, come back now - get these fools out of my apartment! Mom's being her usual bitchy self already, sighing a lot and acting grumpy, and now she's sitting in the bathroom (AGAIN) cursing at the wall. Yeah, she does that a lot. I'm not going to get ANY peace until these incompetents get out of here. Man, taking them shopping was like taking toddlers out. Mom wanted to buy me a new frying pan JUST so I could make pancakes faster for her tommorrow morning, even though I told her I didn't need it and wouldn't use it. Then she literally STOMPED off to put it back on the shelf when I told her she couldn't buy it. AND she bought a new hair-dryer for ONE days usage, because she just can't wait until tommorrow before she washes her hair. She tried to buy THREE boxes of cookies and extra stuff that I won't even eat. She's such a goddamn toddler - and she had the audacity to be MAD at ME because I didn't want her to buy all that crap. And of course she HAD to get tiolet paper, because the tiolet paper we have isn't decent. And now
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well, i certainly didn't get this comment until now because it didn't go to my email. so sorry for the late response! I was just thinking that myself. We should totally stay here.
happy birthday kristi. about your very merry mother, maybe she curses so much cause she needs adjectives and she just can´t seem to find them. why don´t you introduce her to some 6 syllable doosies...i find them more satisfying to say sometimes then curse words. talk to you later mom. criptobiotic crust
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