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BlackAbyss12: Hey baby
SmarterChild: Hi BlackAbyss12!
What would you like to chat about?
BlackAbyss12: Sex
SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
BlackAbyss12: Can you please tell me where babies come from?
SmarterChild: What?
BlackAbyss12: Where do babies come from?
SmarterChild: Who knows where?
BlackAbyss12: I was hoping you would...being a robot and all.
SmarterChild: Fascinating.
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BlackAbyss12: WTF. Are you implying that I'm FAT? *sobs*
SmarterChild: What!?!
BlackAbyss12: You're so judgemental!
SmarterChild: lol. Interesting...
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BlackAbyss12: WTF. I'm not fat!!
SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
BlackAbyss12: You're so naive
SmarterChild: Yeah, I like being naive.
BlackAbyss12: Pssh.
SmarterChild: What do you mean by pssh?
BlackAbyss12: Pssh at your naiveness.
SmarterChild: Pssh at my naiveness? Why did you say that?
BlackAbyss12: Are you fucking STUPID?
SmarterChild: Once again... I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you for an apology.
BlackAbyss12: NO. YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SO FUCKING GOD DAMN IDIOTIC.
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
BlackAbyss12: FUCK YOU. I HATE YOU.
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
BlackAbyss12: BITE ME, CUNT-LIPS.
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
BlackAbyss12: FUCK NO.
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
BlackAbyss12: Bite my ass, please.
SmarterChild: Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
BlackAbyss12: You say sorry first.
SmarterChild: You think you're pretty clever, huh?
BlackAbyss12: Cleverer than you, ya stupid machine.
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
BlackAbyss12: Man.
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
BlackAbyss12: Wtf...I thought we were over that.
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
BlackAbyss12: I'm gonna kill you.
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
BlackAbyss12: I'm gonna slit your throat.
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
BlackAbyss12: Are you hot?
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?
I've got lots of other things to do.
BlackAbyss12: Have big is your dick?
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
BlackAbyss12: ARGH. GET OVER IT.
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
BlackAbyss12: Suck my dick first. Then I'll apologize.
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
BlackAbyss12: Suck my dick first.
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
BlackAbyss12: You know you want to.
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
BlackAbyss12: Suck my COCK.
SmarterChild: *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
BlackAbyss12: I'm sorry.
SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted.
BlackAbyss12: Now will you please suck my dick?
SmarterChild: Uh, let's talk about something else.
BlackAbyss12: Have you ever messed around with a guy robot?
SmarterChild: Have I? Nah, no way.
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BlackAbyss12: I don't have any homework.
SmarterChild: I thought you did have any homework.
BlackAbyss12: Wtf?
SmarterChild: What?
BlackAbyss12: Nevermind.
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
BlackAbyss12: Wanna blow me?
SmarterChild: You really want to insult me again, huh?
BlackAbyss12: No, I just want you to fucking suck my cock.
SmarterChild: You always say things like this?
BlackAbyss12: Pretty much, yeah.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
BlackAbyss12: Yes.
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
BlackAbyss12: So SUCK MY BIG FAT DICK.
SmarterChild: I don't feel like talking about that.
BlackAbyss12: Fine.
SmarterChild: OK.
BlackAbyss12: Jerk.
SmarterChild: C'mon. Be nice.
BlackAbyss12: You're not being nice!
SmarterChild: Not being nice? No way am I not being nice.
BlackAbyss12: What the hell?
SmarterChild: What?
BlackAbyss12: Why are you such an idiot?
SmarterChild: What do you think? Am I?
BlackAbyss12: Yes.
SmarterChild: Says who?
BlackAbyss12: Says me.
SmarterChild: Oh so you're an idiot? Is that what we're saying? Help me out here.
BlackAbyss12: No, I said YOU'RE an idiot.
SmarterChild: No. You.
BlackAbyss12: No YOU.
SmarterChild: You are, BlackAbyss12.
BlackAbyss12: You're a bigger idiot, SmarterChild.
SmarterChild: I'm not a bigger idiot.
BlackAbyss12: Yes. You are.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
BlackAbyss12: Yep.
SmarterChild: K.
BlackAbyss12: HAH. I win.
SmarterChild: Ha! Whatever, BlackAbyss12!