constipated creativity

[ireadyourdiary]

how can i be taken seriously at work when i am constantly making human accidents

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[laurenabobbit]

had i been there, i would've explained to the lady that snot is the more natural high fructose corn syrup, much lower on the glycemic index.

i've realized most relationships fade away with distance or time; it takes a certain kind of person to be a true friend. i think i've met one of these.
i love you.

[lil_spacerocket]

come back down its nicer here

[_____fakelives]

heeeeeey you should add me back

-cathy