SERIOUSLY?!

[iria_2001]

ummm
so i was looking for gluten free matzah
ya know
for pesach
but....
this is what i found thats made in the USA.
http://lakewoodmatzoh.com/matzoh_gluten_free.asp

YEAH
LOOK AT THAT PRICE
mother fuckers...

Comments

[jdtnirvana]

I don't know... they are handmade (joking). Can you make them? It might be easier than you think, and MUCH cheaper than $23/box.

[iria_2001]

shmura my ass. they can guard my checkbook. fuckers.

[mortu]

First of all, most things are hand made.
Child labor in third world countries tends to be cheaper than machines!

Secondly, religion is a For Profit organization...

It's practically why it was invented!

Hell, you could read the word "Prophet" as "profit" in most cases and still keep the same meaning!

[jdtnirvana]

Hilarious!!

[iria_2001]

amen.

[twaingirl]

I did some digging with advanced google skills and there are only 2 certified gf matzoh producing places in NAFTA territory. One is Lakewood and the other is in the UK. It has something to do with the rarity of the oat and fucking pesach kosher laws.

You can always make matzoh....

[iria_2001]

yeah, g/f oats are more rare and have to be grown specially. so im paying for the shmura no matter how i go! lame.