Your Pornstar Name is:
Layla Unit


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The first guy I ever kissed was also the guy I cheated on my first boyfriend with.

LOL, which was before I broke up w. him for his best friend.

hey gene!
incase you check this...
i downloaded 'because i got high' and now whenever i hear it i think "because i got shot, because i got shot, becasue i go shoOot"

what'd you do, fall off the face of the earth?

get ahold of a girl, will ya?!?

this is my poem. I'm awsome!

Dedicated to my best, one-eyebrowed, buddy.

DUMB BITCH!

I just wanna hit you with my car!

imagine an old funky nail polish bottle.
imagine the smell of that bottle.
now, imagine the smell after sticking your head in the bottle.
that's the smell of my apt.
*puke*

so - uhmmmmhm -

my bathroom - yep

it's nice - BUT - i hope the guy plans on comming back to paint a second coat.
otherwise- not bad

P.S.
"What's a grill?"

now tell me something..
WHAT is more sexy than a romantic playful weekend camping. i don't think there is anything.
just imagine the dark cool, starry sky w. the hot fire.
cuddlin in a sleeping bag.
and your good 'ol 'potty walks'

Today is fabulous!


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*puke!!*
my apt. smells like ether!

My Bathroom's Getting Redone!!!

Put the putang in the wootang and drink it with a straw!

It's my new song!! ooOoooO yea!