[TM RDX] Summer Memory

[irish_bull]

I remember the summer after our twenty first birthday...mine and Jim’s. We went to Vegas for two weeks...I lost three hundred bucks. Jim won ten thousand bucks...gave me two grand, kept two grand, then spent the rest tipping *everybody*. We saw just about every show, played in every casino...and to top it all off? The presents we exchanged

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[irish_sherlock]

Smooth move, Ex-Lax. So do NOT need the light. Wtf?

Though Candy? Learned *my* lesson well...scan me?

[irish_bull]

Scan you, and fuck you. My journal, my choice.

Liked Candy, but Candy gave you a Sweet tooth. Stick to Vodka...good for the metabolism. Sweeter than sugar.

[no_russianbride]

I really REALLY hope that is not my nickname from you two.

[irish_sherlock]

Yeah, but I gotta fuckin' look at it, bitch.

Don't get me started on the ex, asshole...and stick to Jack, Vodka's mine...get your own.

Hmmmm...

[no_russianbride]

Why do I have a feeling that I don't really want to know any more of these stories Mike? You know when I got drunk and asked for stories? You should have told me everything you had, because I don't remember much of that night. This though? This is... intersting.

[locked]

Really? You bought him a hooker? He got you two?? I mean... I understand the Vegas rules thing, but you two aren't the type that I would think would need to actually utilize those legal Vegas things.

Oh and Jim's gonna kill you for this one you know right?

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[irish_bull]

Well if you didn't remember, wouldn't be much fun if I told you the story, now would it? ;D

[locked]

Let him kill me. I know how he thinks, he don't stand a chance. Heh.

You want to know a secret? And you have to SWEAR you'll never tell Jim...I mean seriously, NEVER tell him you heard this from me...

We did it because neither one of us had ever been laid. And I'm totally not shitting you...we thought we were the funniest fuckers on the planet at the time, virgin twins buying each other whores for our 21st birthday.

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[no_russianbride]

True, true, but at least I could have plausible deniability. ;)

[locked]

Mike? You're joking right?

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[irish_bull]

Even less fun.

[locked]

Told you I wasn't shitting you...swear on my mother's grave, this is *gospel.* And you can't EVER let Jim know you know, got it?

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[ex_teyla]

This was not a surprising revalation Michael, although I still do not quite understand the fascination that males have with 'twins' and intimate affairs. I suppose it could be different for someone that has a twin themself.

Still I am sure that there are numerous tales of similar situations that you and your brother have gotten into, and I am sure that most of them involved you both being in quite over your head, despite your height.

[irish_bull]

I guess it's one of those cultural things...although honestly, Teyla, if you had the chance to be with a really hot guy...then found out you had the chance to be with *two* really hot identical guys, wouldn't that be more than a little stimulating?

And dude, you want stories? Remind me to tell you about our high school years. We weren't just insane, we had the entire faculty convinced we were the living incarnation of Satan.

[ex_teyla]

I do not believe that our standards of "hot" are the same, as if I were to choose a mate it would not be based soley on their physical appearance. No matter how pleasing they were to look at, I would still insist on many other attributes that are important to me.

Perhaps I will inquire about those stories another time. I am not sure if your brother would appreciate all of the attention being placed upon you and him in such a public method.

[irish_bull]

Well...again, it's a cultural thing. On Earth, there's relationships and then there's basic sexuality. We tend to be a lot looser in that respect.

And dude? Jim's an exhibitionist. If he weren't bugging McKay at the moment? He'd be over here claiming *he* had the twins instead of me.