Nicked from no_russianbride
Every time I come outta lockup, I turn into a total homebody. So? No shift 'til tomorrow night, and I just finished the encyclopedias again...
Addie, Quizmaster...lead on!
Q: WHAT MADE YOU SMILE YESTERDAY?
A: Dimples...Lt. Sorokin for those of you playing the home game.
Q: WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 8 THIS MORNING?
A: Lt. Sorokin...transcendent, as always, my dear. ;)
Q: WHAT WERE YOU DOING 15 MINUTES AGO?
A: Finishing my copy of THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. For the 24th time.
Q: LAST THING YOU SAID ALOUD?
A: "If I want the meaning of life, I'll either buy a fucking fortune cookie or thump some Thoreau, Squirt."
Q: HOW MANY DIFFERENT THINGS DID YOU DRINK TODAY?
A: Coffee this morning, a soda this afternoon, some water...more coffee...and still more coffee.
Q: WHERE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND RIGHT NOW?
A: On duty somewhere in the southern half of the city...best friends NOT blood related to me are doing memes on the computer when they SHOULD be here playing the role of playate with me.
Q: HAVE YOU EVER MADE UP YOUR OWN LANGUAGE?
A: Yeah, but not on purpose. Idioglossia...me and Mikey call it 'short talk.'
Q: ARE YOU A STRIPPER?
A: WHO TOLD?!?!
Q: DO YOU CALL PEOPLE MONKEYS?
A: Not as a rule...Monkey Boy to a male, if he's pissing my shit off, dig me?
Q: WHAT COLOR IS YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?
A: Highlighter Green.
Q: WHAT IS OUT YOUR BACKDOOR?
A: Don't got one. I could make one, though...
Q: LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
A: Porn. A rare KISS bootleg on Ebay and some *kickass* biochemistry studies by a guy I went to school with.
Q: LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A: Mikey got me Gene Simmons's biography and a bottle of Jack. Good times...
Q: WHAT COLOR IS YOUR FRONT DOOR?
A: Reflective naquadah-derived alloy...usually copper colored.
Q: WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR CHANGE?
A: Don't really have any here...got a lucky peso in my sock drawer.
Q: WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE TODAY?
A: Middlin'...could be a little cooler for my tastes.
Q: BEST ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
A: Cookie dough.
Q: LAST RAINBOW YOU SAW?
A: Don't think I've actually seen a rainbow since the last time I was in Dublin.
Q: DO YOU HAVE ANY SISTER(S)?
A: Nope.
Q: ARE YOU OVER THE AGE OF 25?
A: Yep.
Q: DO YOU TALK A LOT?
A: I'll be the first to admit my mouth goes like a duck's ass.
Q: DO YOU WATCH THE OC?
A: I'd rather make sweet, sweet love to a dead marmoset than watch that tripe.
Q: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE CALLED VALDO?
A: Know? No. Know of? Used to, back in the old neighborhood...think his name was Valdo, anyway. Might've been Vladoff.
Q: DO YOU MAKE UP YOUR OWN WORDS?
A: See the idioglossia thing.
Q: ARE YOU TICKLISH?
A: Fifth amendment.
Q: ARE YOU TYPICALLY A JEALOUS PERSON?
A: Only when people mess with my shit.
Q: NAME SOMEBODY YOU KNOW WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER A:
A: Aedeline Sorokin...my best girl. I'm in love with her, y'know.
Q: DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
A: Only when it's sexy.
Q: WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
A: Protein bar an hour ago.
Q: DO YOU WATCH TV?
A: A little.
Q: DO YOU HAVE WORK TOMORROW?
A: Yep.
Q: EVER BEEN HUNTING?
A: Wraith? Yeah. Other stuff? No...does chasing tail count? :P
Q: IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
A: Hell yes...Addie is well aware I intend to marry her happy ass and let her make an honest man out of me.
Q: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID "I LOVE YOU" AND MEANT IT?
A: This morning. Did I mention that I'm ass over teacup in love with Addie S.? Because I so am...
Q: DO YOU THINK THE PERSON WHO SAID IT TO YOU OR BACK TO YOU MEANT IT?
A: I like to think so.
Q: YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
A: JR, Big Irish, Kid, Asshole (but only when I *really* piss off Rodney)
Q: ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
A: Not so much...hard to sleep dee, I fucking hear *everything.*
Q: ARE YOU CURRENTLY DEPRESSED?
A: I am...they discontinued my favorite lip gloss! *sob*
Q: DO YOU THINK ANYONE MISSES YOU RIGHT NOW?
A: Again, I like to think so.
Q: DO YOU MISS ANYONE ELSE RIGHT NOW?
A: Yes...the future Mrs. Jim Riley. Addie, get your ass over here and kiss me like you mean it, you mad impetuous fool!
Addie, Quizmaster...lead on!
Q: WHAT MADE YOU SMILE YESTERDAY?
A: Dimples...Lt. Sorokin for those of you playing the home game.
Q: WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 8 THIS MORNING?
A: Lt. Sorokin...transcendent, as always, my dear. ;)
Q: WHAT WERE YOU DOING 15 MINUTES AGO?
A: Finishing my copy of THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. For the 24th time.
Q: LAST THING YOU SAID ALOUD?
A: "If I want the meaning of life, I'll either buy a fucking fortune cookie or thump some Thoreau, Squirt."
Q: HOW MANY DIFFERENT THINGS DID YOU DRINK TODAY?
A: Coffee this morning, a soda this afternoon, some water...more coffee...and still more coffee.
Q: WHERE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND RIGHT NOW?
A: On duty somewhere in the southern half of the city...best friends NOT blood related to me are doing memes on the computer when they SHOULD be here playing the role of playate with me.
Q: HAVE YOU EVER MADE UP YOUR OWN LANGUAGE?
A: Yeah, but not on purpose. Idioglossia...me and Mikey call it 'short talk.'
Q: ARE YOU A STRIPPER?
A: WHO TOLD?!?!
Q: DO YOU CALL PEOPLE MONKEYS?
A: Not as a rule...Monkey Boy to a male, if he's pissing my shit off, dig me?
Q: WHAT COLOR IS YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?
A: Highlighter Green.
Q: WHAT IS OUT YOUR BACKDOOR?
A: Don't got one. I could make one, though...
Q: LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
A: Porn. A rare KISS bootleg on Ebay and some *kickass* biochemistry studies by a guy I went to school with.
Q: LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A: Mikey got me Gene Simmons's biography and a bottle of Jack. Good times...
Q: WHAT COLOR IS YOUR FRONT DOOR?
A: Reflective naquadah-derived alloy...usually copper colored.
Q: WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR CHANGE?
A: Don't really have any here...got a lucky peso in my sock drawer.
Q: WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE TODAY?
A: Middlin'...could be a little cooler for my tastes.
Q: BEST ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
A: Cookie dough.
Q: LAST RAINBOW YOU SAW?
A: Don't think I've actually seen a rainbow since the last time I was in Dublin.
Q: DO YOU HAVE ANY SISTER(S)?
A: Nope.
Q: ARE YOU OVER THE AGE OF 25?
A: Yep.
Q: DO YOU TALK A LOT?
A: I'll be the first to admit my mouth goes like a duck's ass.
Q: DO YOU WATCH THE OC?
A: I'd rather make sweet, sweet love to a dead marmoset than watch that tripe.
Q: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE CALLED VALDO?
A: Know? No. Know of? Used to, back in the old neighborhood...think his name was Valdo, anyway. Might've been Vladoff.
Q: DO YOU MAKE UP YOUR OWN WORDS?
A: See the idioglossia thing.
Q: ARE YOU TICKLISH?
A: Fifth amendment.
Q: ARE YOU TYPICALLY A JEALOUS PERSON?
A: Only when people mess with my shit.
Q: NAME SOMEBODY YOU KNOW WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER A:
A: Aedeline Sorokin...my best girl. I'm in love with her, y'know.
Q: DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
A: Only when it's sexy.
Q: WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
A: Protein bar an hour ago.
Q: DO YOU WATCH TV?
A: A little.
Q: DO YOU HAVE WORK TOMORROW?
A: Yep.
Q: EVER BEEN HUNTING?
A: Wraith? Yeah. Other stuff? No...does chasing tail count? :P
Q: IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
A: Hell yes...Addie is well aware I intend to marry her happy ass and let her make an honest man out of me.
Q: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID "I LOVE YOU" AND MEANT IT?
A: This morning. Did I mention that I'm ass over teacup in love with Addie S.? Because I so am...
Q: DO YOU THINK THE PERSON WHO SAID IT TO YOU OR BACK TO YOU MEANT IT?
A: I like to think so.
Q: YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
A: JR, Big Irish, Kid, Asshole (but only when I *really* piss off Rodney)
Q: ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
A: Not so much...hard to sleep dee, I fucking hear *everything.*
Q: ARE YOU CURRENTLY DEPRESSED?
A: I am...they discontinued my favorite lip gloss! *sob*
Q: DO YOU THINK ANYONE MISSES YOU RIGHT NOW?
A: Again, I like to think so.
Q: DO YOU MISS ANYONE ELSE RIGHT NOW?
A: Yes...the future Mrs. Jim Riley. Addie, get your ass over here and kiss me like you mean it, you mad impetuous fool!