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Nov 20, 2003 11:14

I'm married to music. My songs are my children.

LAUGH!

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3rdworldcinema November 20 2003, 16:24:20 UTC
who said this?

jared #2 said a game of spin the bottle sprang up after we departed from Happy Ending; we miss all the fun

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irishfuck November 20 2003, 16:33:03 UTC
Quote comes from a Saturday Night Live skit from the seventies starring Gilda Radner. The skit was a commercial of a washed up songstress trying to sell her latest record entitled 'Stretch Marks.' The "married to music..." quote is a title of one of the songs on the album, along with "F-U-L-F-I-L-L-M-E-N-T" and "You call me bitch one more time and i'll scratch your eyes out."

happy ending. not really that disappoingting, although i do enjoy kissing strangers...and what if we had to kiss? Ew! incest....not too many attractive people there anyway. although you would have had the opportunity to make out with whats-his-name....which i've already done...HA!

Oh, how did you like the mints on your pillows?

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3rdworldcinema November 20 2003, 16:36:30 UTC
mints? chose your metaphors better, sweetie

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irishfuck November 20 2003, 16:43:13 UTC
i placed a video on the center of each of your pillows...much like hotel maids place mints. in fact, i considered making your bed to further the joke.

So please, ENLIGHTEN ME, what would be the bestest metaphor EVER?

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