Tormented by Mommy

[irishfuck]

on tuesday evening i decided to do something that I have not done in awhile: go out on a 'school night'. After a few pints of beer at two random heterosexual watering HOLES, I headed down to the lower east side for spencer's weekly party with David, Bretton, and Alyssa. People got messy. Bretton drank a lot and confessed to his most recent sexual

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[klingrap]

I love you because you're the only one willing to describe sex as graphically as I am. I haven't had intercourse in a week either. I went to Bill's place drunk last night and shaved my legs in his shower and snuggled up against him in bed, all naked and clean, and he was like, "I'm too poor to eat anything but PB&J and my face is oily, so forgive me if I don't feel very sexy." And I went to bed frustrated. Ain't nobody wakin' ME up with no vibrator in my ass, alas, alas!

[3rdworldcinema]

7 WEEKS!~

[irishfuck]

i feel that sex plays such a major role in my life that it deserves details.

some people complain about the 'ass twitch' that comes post-assfucking. Personally, I find it quite enjoyable. actually, it typically gets me horny and ready for more sex.

mmmmm.....i'm thinking about having sex while incredibly stoned....god damn.

[klingrap]

"ass twitch" - never experienced it. Then again, I'm terrified of getting my ass pounded unless it's by someone not very well-endowed.

Do you get that frothy mixture of shit and cum and lube that Dan Savage has labelled "Centurum"? That sounds gross.

I want sex too, dammit!

[klingrap]

Oh yeah, and me and David want to tag-team Bretton. Would you believe that dude had NO sex appeal our freshman year? Where did it all come from?

[poranila_se]

kid was hot, why you think i asked about him afterwards, ass?

[3rdworldcinema]

like goalposts; gorgeous; BINGO!

[anonymous]

Subject exhibits extensive voyeuristic tendencies, a need for approval and obvious sexual inhibitions, exemplified by the passage, but not neciserrily made clear or concise. Reccomended therapy, which is not to rule out any other form of phsycoanalysis, but merely to start subject on the long, hard and throbbing road to sexual recovery. :)

[3rdworldcinema]

whoever you are; YOU SUCK

cheers,

bsj

are you sure you're describing the correct person?

[poranila_se]

this

"She watches Lifetime channel movies and desires the misery she sees. sometimes i feel that she wishes her life would revolve around her suffering, just so that she could be given the attention that she, for some fucked up reason, believes that she deserves. Perhaps she received too much attention as a child. an uncle snuck into her room some nights and fingered her, so now she craves that kind of perverse attention as an adult. she no longer has the ability to be molested by a dirty uncle, so now hunts other sources of pain."

sounds like me.

except i dont think it was a dirty uncle as much as a deteriorating diabetic friend of my fathers. but thats all speculation, never been confirmed. in fact, denied reality by my former therapist.

but anyhow.....