BEHOLD!

[irishhalfblood]

Okay. So I've been collecting hamsters, big deal. But you'll all want to cash in when

FINNIGANS FANTABULOUS HAMSTER CIRCUS OF WONDER

comes to your town.

Oh yes. We'll see who's laughing THEN.

Comments

[cantfindtrevor]

...Er.

[irishhalfblood]

A HAMSTER CIRCUS, Nev! I'll be rich. RICH BEYOND MY WILDEST DREAMS!!

[cantfindtrevor]

What, er. ... Aren't hamsters a bit, um. Small for a circus? Erm.

[irishhalfblood]

Yeah, but this'll be a hamster-sized circus. I'll have a bitty tightrope, a bitty cannon, OH OH, I bet I can get bitty little ponies!!!

[freerent_ftw]

... Someone needs to go back to the crazy home.

[irishhalfblood]

Nope, I got tested for that and they said I was fine.

[freerent_ftw]

Are you sure they weren't loony themselves?

[irishhalfblood]

I don't know. Their eyes were spinning a bit, but I thought nothing of it.

[hates_leeks]

What the hell??

[irishhalfblood]

HAMSTER CIRCUS!!

[hates_leeks]

Hamsters are good for chasing...

[irishhalfblood]

Not MY hamsters!

[thirdchild_lost]

That sounds... nice.