Sad news

[irishhalfblood]

My hamster circus is no more. It was another astounding day of training, though it ended in disaster. 'Mr. McGoobinmire' my hamster-cannonball, flew disastrously off course during his run. He ploughed into Rodolfo, my star attraction, before setting the bit top alight, vanishing into a hamster-shaped hole in the canvas. If anyone finds a hamster

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[collaredstray]

...hamster circus?

[irishhalfblood]

Yeah, I had one for ages, they were really good. Want some hamsters?

[collaredstray]

Well that's weird.

No thanks.

[irishhalfblood]

That's what makes it so cool, no one would expect it. I'd of had THOUSANDS come to see it.

You sure? They're trained, they just have nervous dispositions now.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I'll take them.

[irishhalfblood]

Thanks, Envy! Enjoy them, don't tell me if you...you know, put them on toast or something.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I'm not going to eat them.

[irishhalfblood]

That's good then. What're you going to do with them? They're semi-trained.

[trueb1ue]

...I'll take your hamsters.

[irishhalfblood]

You'll EAT them!

[trueb1ue]

So?

[irishhalfblood]

No eating them. Envy's taking them anyway :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[thatsnotanarrow]

Your hamster died? That's so sad.

My friend Kuzon had a pet turtleduck and he was really sad when it died.

[irishhalfblood]

Yeah, poor guy, he was so good at what he did.

Ginny mentioned the turtleducks, they sound bloody brilliant. Hay, you're a friend of Zuko's right?

[thatsnotanarrow]

You had a circus?

They are. They're really cute too.

Yeah! I know Zuko. He's my firebending teacher.