Greetings, random person! You have, whether on accident or on purpose, stumbled across a friends only journal. However, before you rush to add me to your list, there are some things you must know.
I'm a very unique individual. Some people find that unappealing. Some people have mental problems.
I'll say what's on my mind whether you want to hear it or not. So when you're around me, I'd suggest a good pair of earplugs and a smile.
I have a witty/sarcastic sense of humor, along with 50% of the population. The problem is, the other 49.9% of the people don't know how to use them correctly. Only the special people get instruction manuals. I'm still waiting for mine.
I'm your typical angst ridden teenager. I'm prone to bouts of anger/frustration/etc. at any time. I usually don't give any warnings, so be prepared incase you're unlucky enough to be around when I explode. This is, yet again, another time that those earplugs and smiles come in handy.
If you need cheering up, I'm usually the person to go to. Unless I'm having one of those bouts of anger that we talked about previously, and in that case it's best to be at least ten feet away from me.
I obsess over anything at any given time, and I'm not held responsible for anything and/or anybody that I hurt/insult/knock over/scream at/propose to etc. when I'm full of caffeine.
I have a short attention span, and tend to drift off to space often. Only certain people have the talent of being able to keep me down on Earth. Their names will not be disclosed, seeing as how the FBI is still searching for them.
I am literally obsessed with anything that has to do with Harry Potter. If you're the type of muggle that can't handle that sort of thing, then I suggest running along and finding another friend to add.
If you find it amusing to not use any grammar at all, tYpE lYk dIz~*, or post 304834 quiz results daily without an lj-cut, then there's a better chance of aliens landing on earth and quoting Aristotle then there is of me adding you.
Well, this concludes the pitiful, made-in-two-minutes summary of what you'll find in my journal. If any part of the seemingly unimportant rambling up above interested you, then you're more then welcome to add me. I'll most likely add you back, unless you're one of them. In that case, I'll be on a ship to Venezuela and probably won't be back for a while.
Cheerio!
<3,
Caroline