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I am bisexual or homosexual.
I've consumed alcohol. <-- Legally, no less.
I've run away from home.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I don't like Bush because he is dumb.
I don't like Bush with my own reasons to back it up.
I am for Bush.
I listen to political music.
I collect comic books.
I am shorter than 5'5".
I think I'm ugly.
I shut others out when I'm depressed.
I open up to others easily. <-- Depends on the topic and the person.
I am keeping a secret from the world.
I watch the news.
I own over 5 rap CDs.
I own an iPod or MP3 player. <-- I Heart My iPod Bitches!
I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
I own something from Hot Topic. <-- It is not, however, clothing.
I own something from Pac Sun.
I own something from The Gap.
I own something I got on e-bay.
I love Disney Movies. <-- Emperor's New Groove ftw.
I don't kill bugs. <-- I don't kill spiders.
I curse regularly.
I paid for that cell phone ring.
I am a sports fanatic.
I have "x"s in my screen name.
I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation.
I love Spam.
I bake well.
I would wear pajamas to school.
I own something from Abercrombie.
I have a job.
I love Martha Stewart.
I am in love with love.
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
I am self-conscious.
I like to laugh. <-- Is there anyone who could honestly say no to this? Sheesh.
I smoke a pack a day.
I liked Perks of Being a Wallflower.
I liked Go Ask Alice.
I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
I can't swallow pills.
I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
I eat fast food weekly.
I have many scars.
I believe in ghosts. <-- I don't not believe in ghosts.
I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish.
I bite my nails.
I am comfortable with being me.
I play video games.
I'm single.
I'm in a relationship.
I'm married.
Gotten lost in your city.
Saw a shooting star.
Wished on a shooting star.
Saw a meteor shower.
I had a serious surgery. <-- How serious is oral surgery?
Gone out in public in your pajamas.
I have kissed a stranger.
Hugged a stranger.
Been in a fist fight.
Been arrested.
Laughed and had milk or another drink come out of your nose.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
Made out in an elevator.
Swore at your parents.
Kicked a guy where it hurts.
Been close to love.
Been to a casino.
Been skydiving.
Broken a bone. <-- Just toes, though.
Skipped school.
Saw a therapist.
Played spin the bottle.
Gotten stitches.
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
Bitten someone.
Been to Niagara Falls.
Gotten the chicken pox.
Kissed a member of the same sex.
Crashed into a friend's car.
Been to Japan.
Ridden in a taxi.
Shoplifted.
Been fired.
Ever had a crush on someone of the same sex.
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
Stole something from your job.
Gone on a blind date.
Had a crush on a teacher.
Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans. <-- I was there the week after!
Been to Europe.
Slept with a co-worker.
Been married.
Gotten divorced.
Had children.
Been to Africa.
Driven over 400 miles in one day.
Been to Canada.
Been to Mexico.
Been on a plane.
Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Thrown up in a bar.
Eaten sushi.
Been snowboarding.
Been skiing.
Met someone in person from the internet.
Been to a moto cross show.
Lost a child.
Gone to college.
Graduated college.
Done hard drugs.
Had someone cheat on you.
Miss someone right now.
Taken painkillers when you didn't need them.
Smoked weed.
Snorted cocaine.
Ate shrooms.
Inhailed Nitrous.
Been in love.
Woke up crying.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Peed from laughing.
Had sex.
Had sex in a car.
Had sex in public.
Had sex in the shower.
Had sex in a sibling's bed.
Had sex in a parent's bed.
Had sex in a friend's bed.
1. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Mother Teresa.
2. Where was your first kiss?
On a front porch. Not mine.
3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
No.
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Only in jest.
5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
Yes.
6. What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
Eyes, style, body type.
7. What really turns you on?
Anything involving the back of my neck.
8. What do you order at Starbucks?
Grande Caramel Light Frappuccino or a Venti Green Tea Lemonade with a shot of Peppermint.
9. What is your biggest mistake?
Not keeping my mouth shut. Perpetually.
10. Ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Yes. Althoug not in the way this question is probably means.
11. Say something totally random about you.
I live in a place with about the best view ever.
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
No.
13. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
I will on occasion watch a kid's movie. Not TV shows, though. Kid's TV today sucks!
14. Did you have braces?
No indeed.
15. Are you comfortable with your height?
Quite so.
16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the preferred sex has done for you?
Gosh. I have always been partial to being greeted with a kiss, but I suppose that's rather tame. I don't know.
17. When do you know it's love?
I'm not sure, but I hope I know when the time comes.
18. Do you speak any other languages?
French, though poorly. Random phrases in Spanish and German.
19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
No.
20. What magazines do you read?
I always buy Alternative Press and InStyle. I have on occasion read Vanity Fair, Rolling Stone, Spin, and W.
21. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
No.
22. Has anyone you were really close with passed away?
A grandfather and a friend's mother.
23. Do you watch MTV?
I'll watch Laguna Beach and the Rock Countdown. If Real World is in a good season I'll watch that occasionally, or Room Raiders.
24. What's something that really annoys you?
When someone blows their nose with no shame in public, or somewhere else inappropriate.
25. What's something you really like?
Grocery shopping.
26. Do you like Michael Jackson?
Nah.
27. Can you dance?
No.
28. What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
Without staying up all night, which I have done, probably 5 am.
29. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
No.
30. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
Nope. Been rushed in a car to the emergency room, though.
31. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
Always.