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[irishredwolf]

FUCK.

I have fleas. I need a flea dip.

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[notmilitarywill]

And I'll be vacating the apartment until you're flea-free.

[irishredwolf]

Uh...actually I sort of need someone to take me to the flea dip....

*eyelash bat?*

[notmilitarywill]

I don't want fleas!

[irishredwolf]

I won't give you fleeas. Look, I think I've got a collar and a leash somewhere, please? You don't have to pay rent, and I am letting you stay with me...and you're making me feel all guilty...please?

[irishredwolf]

It's okay. I'm getting a flea dip.

[irishredwolf]

*shrug*I guess I could always get a flea collar.

[putyouondisplay]

*is trying not to laugh, really*

That's unfortunate.

[irishredwolf]

-_-

Yes. Be nice about it, please, or I give in to the urge to jump on you and share them.

[putyouondisplay]

No thank you ^^

[irishredwolf]

*sticks his tongue out, then smiles*

Haven't seen you for a while.

[elementwizard]

You are not getting fleas all over the kitchen.

[irishredwolf]

I'm staying away from work until I get the dip. Or a collar. I'm sorry.

[elementwizard]

Just, make it quick.

[irishredwolf]

I've got it scheduled for tomorrow. My roommate's taking me.

[wolf_were_wolf]

He'd apologize. But yeah, they're just fleas. His entire pack has them.

[irishredwolf]

*would glare at but yeah it's his own fault for falling asleep on him*

[wolf_were_wolf]

Yes. It is. He is so not taking any blame on this.

[irishredwolf]

*yes*

*so flea bath is tomorrow if he wants to see*