Why Am I So Confused?

[irishtapdancer]

Merlin, so...what? Lavender fancies me? Ginny? Both? Neither? God, Lavender, I apologised! Damnit, stop hexing my bed lavender! It's really gorgeous, though.

Comments

[lisa_arabella]

You sound stressed my dear. Is there anything I can do for you? Maybe a little shag is in order.

[irishtapdancer]

Very. And confused as well.

[lisa_arabella]

Alright, talk to me about it. Start from the beginning and don't leave anything out.

[irishtapdancer]

Okay. I said a couple of things to Lavender that I shouldn't have and I've tried to apologise, but she won't have it. And I come into the Common Room and she's with Ginny and they were talking about someone fancying me.

[thatginnygirl]

You know you have the worst timing in the Universe.

[irishtapdancer]

Are you going to clue me in?

[thatginnygirl]

No. I don't think I will.

[irishtapdancer]

Why the hell not?!

[lovelylavvy]

You know you like it. That apology was not acceptable, sorry.

And no one fancies you. Now hush up.

[irishtapdancer]

I don't like you it. Why not?

Fine, then. And that's not completely true.

[lovelylavvy]

You sooo do. Because you didn't mean it.

Oh? Enlighten me.

[irishtapdancer]

No, I don't. I did mean it!

You, for starters.