MORNING AFTER RP: AN IRON_BURGER CLASSIC

[iron_burger]

MORNING AFTER OPEN RP

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Gwaine | Merlin

[noble_at_heart]

[Well, this is an embarrassingly familiar situation for Gwaine. Excuse him while he just grunts incoherantly and hauls you closer. He may not be able to remember much, up to and including your name, but he's pretty sure you were willing.]

trying with the right accout this time :)

[secrettalents]

[There are many worse things to do than spending a night with Gwaine, and Merlin will smile as he presses his face to Gwaine's neck. Kissing the ever present necklace briefly. Half asleep and half awake Merlin only mumbles against the man's skin.]

Mmm- I should get up.

[noble_at_heart]

[Gwaine plans on going absolutely nowhere and tightens an arm round Merlin, not even bothering to open his eyes.]

No. No moving.

[secrettalents]

How can someone argue with eloquence like that? [He laughs softly, without opening his eyes. Merlin snuggles a little more and stays where he's being held. It is not worth the effort to fight Gwaine's insistence.]

/makes Gwaine's life confusing

[takeupcastaway]

[Being a magical artifact, Excalibur doesn't need sleep. Or get drunk. Gwaine apparently can get drunk, however, and so the majority of sword-man's evening had been spent tagging around behind the swordsman and making sure he wasn't far behind if Gwaine decided to punch, break, or jump off something. (Gwaine didn't, notably. It'd been very dissappointing. There had been some flirting with various people, but that's nowhere near as exciting as a good fight.)

And instead Excalibur has for roughly seven mostly-clothed, fully-awake hours, been trapped under either one of Gwaine's arms or shoulders. Bored out of his mind as he is, he wouldn't dream of shucking the will of one of the Knights of Camelot, so he'll just wait patiently until Gwaine wakes up.

And he's good at waiting. Seriously. That whole waiting thing? He's got it down.]

<3 x a billionty

[noble_at_heart]

[More groaning as consciousness forces itself rapidly and extremely unwelcomely upon Gwaine.]

Gods above and below. My head.....

[It's at that point the distant and nagging knowledge that he's not alone makes itself um, known. Gwaine takes one look at who it actually is he has pinned down and shoots bolt upright and lands on the floor in a heap] Excalibur?!

yay!

[takeupcastaway]

[HE'S AWAKE!!!!11eleventy :D Not at all perturbed by Gwaine's reaction, Excalibur sits up to look over the edge of the bed at the fallen Knight.]

Sir, [he greets.]

You seem to have slept well, to be able to move like this!

[noble_at_heart]

[Oh lord, brain hurts, eyes hurt, bones hurt. A good night by any other reckoning. One that clearly took a turn for the unexpected.]

[He pushes himself more upright with a groan.]

Um, tell me lad, what exactly happened last night?

Have fun with this, Gwaine.

[takeupcastaway]

Many things. [And he's happy to explain it all out in painstaking detail, if Gwaine so requests. Excalibur has a memory like a video camera.]

Drinking and dancing, for one-- You may enjoy knowing that you are popular with both women, and men.

[noble_at_heart]

[Ffft tell him something he didn't already know Excalibur. Gwaine's head is pounding far too much to try the softly, softly approach.]

And once we got back here, what happened?

[sweeping]

[ The graceless way he hauls her over wakes Gwen up, and her immediate reaction is utter panic. She pushes him off as hard as she can. \

[noble_at_heart]

[Which of course sends him sprawling out of the bed in a tangle of limbs and blanket very rudely awakening as he hits the floor with a groan.]

Gwen?! [That wasn't a panicked squeak at all. It was a manly expression of confusion]

[sweeping]

[ Her expression is absolutely horrified. ]

Gwaine?

[noble_at_heart]

[Yeah, he'll just stay down here. Far away from Gwen.]

What..we didn't? Did we?