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MORNING AFTER: AN IRON BURGER CLASSIC!

Mar 19, 2011 19:15

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With great power comes great hideousness incywincyhero March 20 2011, 00:48:15 UTC

[ Fine then, Peter will just cuddle his pillow instead. And occasionally make snuffling noises which are simultaneously endearing and yet incredibly irritating. ]

incywincyhero March 20 2011, 04:29:25 UTC

In bed. While I was in bed with you.

[ So not buying it, Boss. ]

liverletdie March 20 2011, 04:34:26 UTC

Yes.

[ DENIES REALITY FOREVER. ]

incywincyhero March 20 2011, 05:11:53 UTC

[ So very, very dry. ]

Well, I guess if anyone could find naked former teammates conducive to a productive work environment, it would be you.

[ That triggers another train of thought, and he looks around a little anxiously. ]

Speaking of, where the heck is my underwear?

[ He looks back at Tony, blushing, but chin determinedly held high. ]

liverletdie March 20 2011, 05:16:20 UTC

[ Too bad Pete. Tony's up with the blankets. Oh and thankfully, they're covering enough up so that you aren't going to be a little blind. ]

No clue. Sorry.

[ A slightly genuine apology. He really doesn't want to see Pete looking around for them. ]

this is olesia's fault, no really incywincyhero March 20 2011, 05:37:46 UTC

Oh, hey, there it --

[ A slightly undignified scramble ensues as Peter attempts to retrieve his underwear from under the bed without displaying any more of his bits than are already on display.

There's a noise of triumph, then a distinct pause. After a few more moments Peter emerges with his face flushed and a bit of white cloth wadded in one hand. He raises his fist to show Tony ... a pair of boxer briefs. Specifically, a pair of boxer briefs that have been ripped almost in half. ]

Gosh, the stock market must've been really exciting last night.

LMALKSDJFASDF Why do I not have the bukkake pic anymore... liverletdie March 20 2011, 05:40:55 UTC

[ He'd been covering his face up until Pete started talking. He opens it, looks at the boxers, and his lip curls in something that looks like disgust. ]

Maybe your webs got stuck to it.

incywincyhero March 20 2011, 05:48:24 UTC

[ Peter just. Stares at him pointedly, eyebrow canted at the particularly unamused angle he picked up from Aunt May. ]

liverletdie March 20 2011, 05:49:50 UTC

[ Innocent look. ]

What? Do you want the blanket? You can have the blanket.

[ AND BEFORE HE CAN SAY EW PENIS, that creepy yellow crap is already turning on. ]

incywincyhero March 20 2011, 05:51:45 UTC

[ Peter huffs a little and clambers back into bed, sliding under the blanket. ]

You're buying me breakfast. And new underwear.

liverletdie March 20 2011, 05:53:36 UTC

I'm not buying you underwear.

incywincyhero March 20 2011, 05:55:28 UTC

You're right. I can go without underwear until I get home. What I really need are pants.

liverletdie March 20 2011, 05:57:15 UTC

You know what? I did not want to know that you can free-ball it.

incywincyhero March 20 2011, 06:11:26 UTC

I'm only pointing out that on the scale of things I need to avoid being brought up on charges of public indecency, pants rank just a teensy bit higher than underwear.

[ Grumpyface. So Peter's not a supermodel, there's no need to get all "oh noes beer goggles" about it. ]

liverletdie March 20 2011, 17:18:38 UTC

[ He shrugs. ]

So maybe your pants are in better condition. Make a toga or something with the sheet.

incywincyhero March 20 2011, 20:11:36 UTC

Is this some kind of passive-aggressive denial thing? Because you once gave me a silk t-shirt when my clothes were an elevator ride away -- and I've made a point of never thinking about where the boxers came from, or how I woke up wearing them -- so I'm not sure why it's so unfeasible to loan me pants.

[ It's canon. Gloriously inexplicable canon, but canon. ]

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