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iron_ambition

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Mar 26, 2009 09:17

[To All Westberg Students Enrolled in Advanced Sexual Education]

I don't feel it necessary to remind you of the importance of your exams tomorrow. I think I've sufficiently drilled it into your thick heads over the last semester. And I'm quite certain you've put in enough practical application on personal time to pass at least the basics section. ( Read more... )

safe sex is good, westberg high, teacher from hell, cursed

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pitfallen March 26 2009, 20:06:18 UTC

What is it with this school's sex ed teachers, anyway?

Hey, Teach, can we just get a chastity belt or something and leave it at that?

iron_ambition March 26 2009, 20:12:37 UTC

If you'd like to wear that on hot summer days until you're ready for kids, then yes. Be my guest.

I still expect you study and take the exam.

pitfallen March 26 2009, 20:15:29 UTC

Crap.

Don't suppose there's any extra cred-... You know, o-on second thought, all things considered, I think I'd rather not go into that.

iron_ambition March 26 2009, 20:22:30 UTC

I gave you visual aids, guest speakers, models, essays, and time.

If you feel that you are unprepared enough to need extra credit, the blame rests entirely on you.

I should have focused more on the decreasing quality of the gene pool.

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haroicsacrifice March 26 2009, 21:45:19 UTC

I'm not sure this is really the best way to reach them, Olivier.

iron_ambition March 26 2009, 22:04:12 UTC

What would your method be?

haroicsacrifice March 26 2009, 22:07:25 UTC

It's my theory that they learn more when they're not busy being terrified. I'm no teacher, but it's something I've noticed from just talking to them.

iron_ambition March 26 2009, 22:13:02 UTC

It's my understanding that they'll do what they want regardless. My job is to inform them of the facts, ensure that they're absorbed, and strongly discourage them from being stupid.

I don't intend to make friends or coddle them.

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miss_waldorf March 27 2009, 02:36:16 UTC

I know all the STDs like the back of my hand~

[ooc; HAHAH I KNOW HOW WRONGLY THIS CAN BE TAKEN ♥]

iron_ambition March 27 2009, 02:46:41 UTC

Excellent. Your grade should reflect that.

[ooc: I promise that the dirty thoughts were SECONDARY. My first thought was absolutely normal! :) ]

miss_waldorf March 27 2009, 02:47:37 UTC

You know I never disappoint ♥

iron_ambition March 27 2009, 02:55:44 UTC

It's something I count on each time I give out exams. Few of your peers have such determination for success.

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