Am I the world's most boring person? My journal is a pile of shit ( Read more... )

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I fucking love my life in Edinburgh. I love Planet, Bloodbath, Velvet and Opium. I love the City Cafe and the Auld Hoose. Pool and darts, porno blooper videos. I love cigarettes and alcohol, I love being young and playing the guitar. I love being a magician with Bailey, I love the reaction on people's faces when I pull a trick. I love Mum, George ( Read more... )

Happy new year yer arse, I pray god it's our last...Depressing ( Read more... )

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I'm trying to give up smoking but it's proving highly unsuccessful at the moment. Lollipops are staving the craving for a while. Oh Marlboro Menthol's - how I love thee ( Read more... )

Wouldn't you think an eye infection is bad enough ( Read more... )

My life has been rated:
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So, the wonderful social have decided that I am not married to Lisa and can pay me benefit. Woo followed by Hoo ( Read more... )

Yep.

Fucking American Bollocks. The most annoying, irritating and juvenile 'celebration' by a mile. I emplore you people, do not buy into the crap. It's all shite, where is your British pride? Don't let us become a country of psuedo-Americans. BAAAAAARGEHRERGEHRGERE RRGHGR.


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