Some of you might have things to say to me right now . . .

[iron_tony]

*OOC: This just in! Captain America is alive and well and living. . .with Iron Man, apparently.

AWAY MESSAGE: FOLLOWING THE EXTRAORDINARY EVENTS OF THE LAST SEVERAL DAYS, I AM CURRENTLY AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER.

IF YOU DESPERATELY NEED TO CONTACT ME, PLEASE DIRECT YOUR INQUIRIES TO PEPPER POTTS, CAROL DANVERS, OR HENRY HELLRUNGIF YOU DO NOT KNOW

Comments

Email to Tony

[onetime_actor]

I may very well not speak to you again, ever.

So if that counts as cutting you a break, it's your lucky day.

-HH

AWAY MESSAGE

[iron_tony]

I AM AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER

IF YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH ME, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER THAT I'VE BEEN ENTANGLED IN A PRETTY COMPLEX SITUATION AND GETTING IT ALL WRAPPED UP.

WE'LL HAVE A NEW STATUS QUO BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.

Email to Tony

[onetime_actor]

Oh for Chrissake.

Is this some kind of automessage based on an algorithm that Tony wrote to impersonally deal with people without dealing with them?

AWAY MESSAGE

[iron_tony]

DOES THAT SOUND LIKE SOMETHING TONY STARK WOULD DO?

[marvelnotagirl]

Like to fill a girl in, Tony?

[iron_tony]

I AM AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER.

IF THERE IS INFORMATION YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW, I WILL DO MY BEST TO RESPOND TO YOU WHEN MY SCHEDULE PERMITS.

[marvelnotagirl]

FILL A GIRL IN, TONY. YOUR SCHEDULE PERMITS.

[iron_tony]

I AM AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER.

IF THERE IS INFORMATION YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW, I WILL DO MY BEST TO RESPOND TO YOU WHEN MY SCHEDULE PERMITS.

[skids_sally]

You and Mr. Rogers better tell her SOON!

And I CAN'T tell any of those three that BECAUSE I don't know if they KNOW and that would be bad!

[iron_tony]

I AM AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER

IF YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH ME, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER THAT I'VE BEEN ENTANGLED IN A PRETTY COMPLEX SITUATION AND GETTING IT ALL WRAPPED UP.

WE'LL HAVE A NEW STATUS QUO BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.

[skids_sally]

You and Mr. Rogers are idiots hopeless.

[iron_tony]

I AM AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER.

IF YOU TRULY FIND YOUR SITUATION HOPELESS, CONSIDER SPEAKING TO A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL, SUCH AS HENRY HELLRUNG.

[only_pepper]

So this is why you couldn't answer your phone or your email?

For goodness sake Tony, not even a hint?

God. I guess I better go practice my 'no comment' face, huh?

I want a raise.

[iron_tony]

I AM AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER

IF YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH ME, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER THAT I'VE BEEN ENTANGLED IN A PRETTY COMPLEX SITUATION AND GETTING IT ALL WRAPPED UP.

WE'LL HAVE A NEW STATUS QUO BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.