Daily Bugle Headline: Stark Quits SHIELD!

[iron_tony]

Sure, you can ask. Can't say that I'll answer.

You read it here first, anyway.

Comments

*locked*

[starspangledcap]

Well, I'm asking. What did you just do?

*locked*

[iron_tony]

Huh?

You were right there with me, baby.

Are you getting senile in your old age?

Re: *locked*

[starspangledcap]

Baby?

I saw what you did. I want to know why you did it, what you mean by it, and why the hell you didn't think to tell me about it beforehand.

*locked*

[iron_tony]

You're saying I should go back to SHIELD?

[skids_sally]

Congrats?!

[locked]

Does this mean you'll FINALLY talk to Stetins?!?!?!?!?!?!

[iron_tony]

Now all you people can get off my case!

*locked*

I gotta talk to Steve first but the sooner the better.

She's gotta be back to school shopping soon, right?

[skids_sally]

Wait if Ms. Danvers is like in charge now does that mean I now intern for the HEAD OF SHIELD?!?!

[locked]

Well she's BUSY from August 18-24 so you guys better NOT mess that up! We are going to DISNEY WORLD and you should let her have her fun before crushing her world.

And well, she's Stetins so like she's too busy trying to save the world and run herself ragged to shop for school.

[iron_tony]

You never worked for SHIELD, Blevins.

You still work for Stark.

*locked*

So we fix this AFTER Disney. I can handle that.

[alan_shore]

Does this mean you'll be devoting more time to refusing to undertake my Batmobile project?

[iron_tony]

Rest assured, Alan.

I have no greater priority than not building you a Batmobile.

[alan_shore]

I didn't doubt you for an instant.

[skids_sally]

I know how to make a Bat signal if you want one of those.

[manorly_wayne]

Need a job, Starkie?

[iron_tony]

Need someone to harass, Wayne?

Alan wants somebody to build him a Batmobile.

[manorly_wayne]

I keep strict segregation between my professional and predatory life.

Btw, I cried myself to sleep over the recent LJ DF - I almost made a post but thought some of my dignity (and heart) should be left in tact.

[iron_tony]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[sal_starkrogers]

Mr. Stark:

Forgive my language, but you are a selfish jerk.

[iron_tony]

Hell did I do?

[sal_starkrogers]

I just can't believe you would step down, and leave the most important security and surveillance operation in the world in the hands of someone so publicly antagonistic to Powers. It's irresponsible.

[iron_tony]

It's interim.

Carol's going to replace her.

She just doesn't know it yet.