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[ironcavilier]

imagine reading this headline minutes after waking up, the sleep still in your eyes:

"JURY PICKED IN TRIAL OF WOMAN ACCUSED OF SLICING LOVER'S PENIS"- Houston Chronicle, pg. B3; July 20, 2005

Comments

[drewfus509]

that woman must have been extremely pissed at him, i am feeling queezy thinking about how much that would hurt. I am wondering, if it gets chopped off, would it regenerate or not. My guess is no.

[ironcavilier]

haha. good luck finding somone willing to expirement with that.

[superpunk1113]

ouch...

[veroamore88]

the lesson learned: don't mess with women

[eternalectasy69]

more like "don't marry a ho"

[ironcavilier]

haha. i have to agree with danny.

[senor_madrugada]

*cringe*

dude, that happened to this one guy, and his wife threw the penis out onto the side of some road. except they ended up finding it, sewed it back on, and he starred in a porno called "Frankenpenis". hahaha

[ironcavilier]

ethan. where the hell do you pick this stuff up from?

[senor_madrugada]

t.v., i saw it on this show that was like 101 most shocking moments or something like that

[fluffy_puppy]

I promise I'll never do that to you, Stephen. Is that comforting? :)