So perhaps you'd like to know how i got to work in the curtain burning factory. Well, it's all on account of an incident many years ago when my nation was still raging a war between curtains and blinds. In that fearful decade of the 80's nothing, especially not window furnishings, was certain. I was naturally on the side of the blinds, on account ( Read more... )

Suzanne! You're all that I wanted of a girl. You're all that i need in the world, Suzanne ( Read more... )

Everybody run and get an LJ account (it's not hard) and join our community lets_conform so that we can all communicate further with less and less actual emotional or physical input, and eventually become drones of the machines we rely upon for comfort. Just kidding, it will be fun! Come on! Please?

Hello! *waves* I'm cool, I'm normal, said I, and set out to write a cool, NORMAL journal entry ( Read more... )

So, today I was fishing for hopperflies, and I managed to snag one with my hook-for-a-hand-o-matic. And i pride myself on this, because snagging something that weighs 400 kilogramms for each cubic centimetre of mass is really quite the challenge. Maybe not for YOU, batman, but noone really asked you, did they? No. Man I hate that guy, but also love ( Read more... )

Hello again. Friends. Fellows. Countrymen. Girls too, i guess. How are you all? Enjoying life? I hope so. I really do. A funny thing happened to me yesterday, and i want to share it with you.

I was walking down my street, funnily enough having just rescued a worm off the sidewalk from the baking sun. Anyway, suddenly, i saw a kitten. Or rather, i ( Read more... )

Like clams at a bake ( Read more... )

So, i'm sitting behind my computer drinking a glass of fine, pure milk. It is only a few minutes past one and then BANG, the horns do ring and I am abducted by the sieging aliens of Nod. Oh, no, wait, no...sorry, that was meant for someone else. I'm really bored, and will let my other persona take over while i go battle some alien scum. Invade my ( Read more... )