Permissions: Paradox Space
Character Name: Sis Strider
Character Handle: analogueEqualizer
Species: Human
Age: 20-something, otherwise known as none of your damn business
Height:5'9"
Weight: Swag cannot be measured in pounds bro
Medical Information: N/A
Physical Traits: IDK you tell me, (;
Abilities:
+ Ninja speed- Sis is fast enough to use Lil’ Cal to fight Dave while only leaving a vague shadow of herself to be seen.
+ Ridiculous strength- She cut a meteor in half with a ninja sword and nothing else. Girlfriend is legit.
+ Combat skills- Sis is possessed of the ‘bladeKind’ strife specibus- which pretty much means if it’s got a blade, she can fuck your shit up with it. However, she’s also proficient with throwing weapons and using puppets (specifically, Lil Cal) in combat, and can and will switch between them at will at any given point in a fight. When she really wants to mess you up though, she sticks to a fairly basic ninjato and Lil Cal in tandem- though she has no problem sacrificing Cal for the sake of a fight.
+ Poker Face of Steel- This woman can say pretty much anything like it’s God’s own truth and still come off as the smoothest motherfucker on the planet no matter how ridiculous what she’s saying sounds.
+ Sylladex- Like most characters in Homestuck, Sis has a Sylladex in which she stores items. She can store anything in there. Anything.
+ Sis has actually weaponized her Sylladex- she and Dave both have the Hash modus, and both employ the use of strategic phrasing in their battles to launch the (usually sharp as shit) contents of their Sylladices at each other.
Anything else: Do not, under any circumstances, insult the shades.