002 // i could be violet sky

[ironicjournal]

[ Phone: ]Got ourselves a regular hullabullo goin' on over this homecoming, don't we? Hey, I'm not even knockin' all y'all for it. Hell, I'm just waitin' for my official invite. Gonna head over and get my chaperone on

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[toothsnort]

Do we really have to wear a monocle and top hat to it?

[Because clearly the idea of that is the most important thing ever.]

[ironicjournal]

It's recommended, not required. I got no qualms with putting together a regular troupe of dapper gentleman up in there.

[toothsnort]

Oh. Okay cool then. I hate dressing up in suits and stuff, I gotta admit.

Though okay the monocle could be fun.

[ironicjournal]

Getting a monocle is the key to bein' prepared in case of a zombie relapse, brah. It leaves room to kick ass and look classier than the rest of the joint.

[toothsnort]

I guess that makes sense. I mean you'd kind of have to go out in public, so you'd want to look your best.

But how would you kill a zombie with a monocle? Like, that'd be some kind of weird ass challenge to try to.

[ironicjournal]

The harder the challenge, the cooler the achievement, man.

[toothsnort]

I guess that's true, but like, you've got to agree some achievements are just some ridiculous horse shit. It's like the developers knew that they needed to pad the game out more, so they decided to make you have to do the most bizarre crap in order to get everything.

[ironicjournal]

Guess that's true. I usually opt for the "fuck the police" option. Do the real complicated bizarre stuff and leave the big stuff where it is.